Gotta love this Phish....

[dwarfer66]

Hah!, no mate I'm on the wrong (right?, I think so!) side of 40 myself.

 

[Slartybart]

What's so funny about this? I filled in my personal information, including my bank account and two days ago, there was a deposit in the amount of 776,250.00 USD.

Now all I have to do is worry 'bout taxes and "friends".

​

Just think anyone of you naysayers could have been as fortunate as I was.
And yes sir e bob - the world is a better place.

 

[Hopalong X]

What's so funny about this? I filled in my personal information, including my bank account and two days ago, there was a deposit in the amount of 776,250.00 USD.

Now all I have to do is worry 'bout taxes and "friends".

​

Just think anyone of you naysayers could have been as fortunate as I was.
And yes sir e bob - the world is a better place.

They paid you with a draft from Antarctica World Bank.

I have a feeling that may, just may, be a minor problem.

 

[gladson1976]

Just got this on my mobile

 

[dwarfer66]

Wow I'm so rich

From Hon. Dr. Joseph Oba
Head, Banking Operations,
Societe Generale Bank Limited.
Plot 23/28 lawan Street,
Victoria Island.




Dear Friend,




Sequel to the secretive arrangement in regards to the shipment of your consignment, I wish to inform you that all necessary modalities have been completely concluded and have today left my country under high diplomatic immunity to London en-route to your Country by Express Cargo Flight.




Note carefully that the content of the crate is "MONEY" but I did not disclose it to the Courier Services as Money, rather I informed them that the crate contain Vital "DIPLOMATIC DOCUMENTS" belonging to my client (that's you).




Furthermore, the weight of the consignment is 220kg but I manage to pay 120kg, which cost US$75,600.00 but do not worry as I have concluded with them on this regard. All I need now is your maximum co-operation and assistance for a successful and hitch-free delivery to you.




Note that on no account should you disclose the content of the crate with the Diplomatic Courier Services for fear of betrayal. So do not allow them to know that the content is money.




In the meantime, contact the Diplomatic Courier Services on Tel/Fax: +447024045871 to know the actual situation with the consignment and also give them your address where the consignment will be delivered and then get back to me with your DIRECT MOBILE TELEPHONE NUMBER as soon as possible so that I can give you the shipment document.
Meanwhile, I will be coming over to your country immediately the consignment arrives in your Country for my 60% while you take 40% share. Congrats and remain blessed.




Best Regards,
Dr. Joseph Oba.

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Anti-Terrorist And Monetary Crimes Division
FBI Headquarters, Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation
J.Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, Nw Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
FBI — Homepage


ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY

This e-mail has been issued to you in order to Officially inform you that we have completed an investigation on an International Payment in which was issued to you by an International Lottery Company. With the help of our newly developed technology (International Monitoring Network System) we discovered that your e-mail address was automatically selected by an Online Balloting System, this has legally won you the sum of $2.4million USD from a Lottery Company outside the United States of America. During our investigation we discovered that your e-mail won the money from an Online Balloting System and we have authorized this winning to be paid to you via INTERNATIONAL CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT.

Normally, it will take up to 5 business days for an INTERNATIONAL CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT by your local bank. We have successfully notified this company on your behalf that funds are to be drawn from a registered bank within the world winded, so as to enable you cash the check instantly without any delay, henceforth the stated amount of $2.4million USD has been deposited with IMF.

We have completed this investigation and you are hereby approved to receive the winning prize as we have verified the entire transaction to be Safe and 100% risk free, due to the fact that the funds have been deposited with IMF you will be required to settle the following bills directly to the Lottery Agent in-charge of this transaction whom is located in Cotonou, Benin Republic. According to our discoveries, you were required to pay for the following,

(1) Deposit Fee's ( IMF INTERNATIONAL CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE )
(3) Shipping Fee's ( This is the charge for shipping the Cashier's Check to your home address)

The total amount for everything is $96.00 We have tried our possible best to indicate that this $96.00 should be deducted from your winning prize but we found out that the funds have already been deposited IMF and cannot be accessed by anyone apart from you the winner, therefore you will be required to pay the required fee's to the Agent in-charge of this transaction

In order to proceed with this transaction, you will be required to contact the agent in-charge ( Mr. Nicholas Smith ) via e-mail. Kindly look below to find appropriate contact information:

CONTACT AGENT NAME: Mr. Nicholas Smith
E-MAIL : [email protected]
PHONE NUMBER: +22996334110

You will be required to e-mail him with the following information:

FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER:
OCCUPATION:

You will also be required to request Western Union or Money Gram details on how to send the required $96.00 in order to immediately ship your prize of $2.4million USD via INTERNATIONAL CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT from IMF, also include the following transaction code in order for him to immediately identify this transaction : EA2948-910.

This letter will serve as proof that the Federal Bureau Of Investigation is authorizing you to pay the required $96.00 ONLY to Mr. Nicholas Smith via information in which he shall send to you,

Mr. Robert Mueller
Federal Bureau of Investigation F B I
Yours in Service,Photograph of Director
Robert S. Mueller, IIIRobert S. Mueller,
III Director Office of Public Affairs

Beat That! I'm RICH BITCH!

 

[Trucidation]

Sweepstakes jackpot winner announcement in 3... 2... 1...

 

[NoelDP]

OTH, there's this one....


Hello Noeldp


Thank you for submitting your information for potential employment opportunities.
We look forward to reviewing your application,
but can not do so until you complete our internal application.

Prior to begin able to be considered, you will first need you to formally apply.
Please go here to begin the process:

hxxp://widg.me/zqyij

Also, the following perks are potentially available:

- Paid Time Off
- Health Benefits Package
- Higher than average salaries
- Tuition Reimbursement
- Extensive 401(k)program

Please take the time to follow the directions and complete the entire application process.

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(Now what use is a 401K to me, in the UK?)

 

[Slartybart]

Yeah, it was cold cash :sarc:

They paid you with a draft from Antarctica World Bank.

 

[Hopalong X]

Yeah, it was cold cash :sarc:

They paid you with a draft from Antarctica World Bank.

 

[A Guy]

(Now what use is a 401K to me, in the UK?)

Maybe it's a 401UK

A Guy