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Baconlube "a delicious massage oil and personal lubricant," is unfortunately exactly what it sounds like...

My question is "This was invented why?"
 

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Borg 386 said:
Baconlube "a delicious massage oil and personal lubricant," is unfortunately exactly what it sounds like...

My question is "This was invented why?"
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OMG that is some epic Bacon loving... who in their right mind would even want to try this... let alone spend money on it....
 

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Borg 386 said:
Baconlube "a delicious massage oil and personal lubricant," is unfortunately exactly what it sounds like...

My question is "This was invented why?"
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Well "Lard Lube" was the original name for several centuries. :p
Sells for about $4 a pound.

I guess they had to "jazz" the name up. How else do you expect them to get $5 a tube for it. ;)
 

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Borg 386 said:
Baconlube "a delicious massage oil and personal lubricant," is unfortunately exactly what it sounds like...

My question is "This was invented why?"
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i believe its popular with hillbillys
 

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Hopalong X said:
Borg 386 said:
Baconlube "a delicious massage oil and personal lubricant," is unfortunately exactly what it sounds like...

My question is "This was invented why?"
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Well "Lard Lube" was the original name for several centuries. :p
Sells for about $4 a pound.

I guess they had to "jazz" the name up. How else do you expect them to get $5 a tube for it. ;)
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Isn't that stuff sold by the tub ? Tube just seems like it is too small of a container. Like pigs' feet getting sold in gallon jugs. Lard should be sold in something bigger, like a one gallon tub.
 

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I saw a place on food network that sells cooked bacon, covered in dark chocolate. Evidently it flies off the shelf and they cannot keep it in stock.

Ya know, flying pigs...

The product does exist though.
 

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JimJoe said:
I saw a place on food network that sells cooked bacon, covered in dark chocolate. Evidently it flies off the shelf and they cannot keep it in stock.

Ya know, flying pigs...

The product does exist though.
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Groan!
 

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