Yesterday

[Kari]

Hah, I am not the most stupid man ever lived, that was proven a couple of hours ago when meeting a neighbour at the pub. I can be the second most stupid but not even close SO stupid!

His wife had today the 45th birthday. And what did he buy to his wife? A controversial book called (free translated) "An Obedient Wife; Key to the Happy Marriage"!

Made her not so happy, she took the car and went somewhere and now my neighbor is panicking, drinking vodka shots in the pub wondering should he start calling her friends and relatives.

Makes my stupidity look almost intelligent.

Flashed my RAID controller BIOS. Lost the RAID5 volume for a while.

Never panic.

Found you raid?

Kari

 

[tw33k]

Congratulations mate, the 17th will be 12 years for me; "Keep coming back ..."

I have 11 years up

 

[banderz777]

Woke up about noon, afternoon in a typical German "Biergarten", a garden-like open air restaurant with mates. Eating good, having a couple of beers together.

A bit shopping, bought a new UPS. Now alone at a café terrace in the city center reading a book and occasionally checking SF from my Nokia.

Life is good.

Kari

Kari I miss sitting around the biergarten, wish I was back in Mannheim.

 

[Kari]

Kari I miss sitting around the biergarten, wish I was back in Mannheim.

Army or Air Force?

 

[Zidane24]

Well today I reinstalled Windows 7 Ultimate yet again...one of my friends on my compter ran a reg cleaner instead of a disk cleaner...He thought I said the former. It killed Devices and Printers, Bluetooth, Speech Recongition, Parts of Explorer....list goes on

 

[banderz777]

Army or Air Force?

I was in the Army, but I lived and worked there for over 15 years, I worked for DaimlerBenz for 12 years.

 

[Kari]

I was in the Army, but I lived and worked there for over 15 years, I worked for DaimlerBenz for 12 years.

I have a close friend there in the other half of "The Twin City", in Ludwigshafen. Through him I've learned there's a lot of U.S. Army and U.S.A.F. folks on that region, hence my question.

Sprichts du Deutsch noch?

Kari

 

[banderz777]

I have a close friend there in the other half of "The Twin City", in Ludwigshafen. Through him I've learned there's a lot of U.S. Army and U.S.A.F. folks on that region, hence my question.

Sprichts du Deutsch noch?

Kari

ich benuzt es nicht so oft, mine ex ist deutsche.

 

[Kari]

ich benuzt es nicht so oft, meine ex ist deutsche.

Meine Frau auch, es ist warum ich in Deutschland wohne.

 

[chuckr]

Well today I reinstalled Windows 7 Ultimate yet again...one of my friends on my compter ran a reg cleaner instead of a disk cleaner...He thought I said the former. It killed Devices and Printers, Bluetooth, Speech Recongition, Parts of Explorer....list goes on

Either you have to speak more clearly, enunciating properly,

or you friend needs a hearing aid. OOoopps: Audio-assist device....

(At least you had a 'clean' registry for a while... Sorry, couldn't resist.)

 

[Zidane24]

Either you have to speak more clearly, enunciating properly,

or you friend needs a hearing aid. OOoopps: Audio-assist device....

(At least you had a 'clean' registry for a while... Sorry, couldn't resist.)

I was in the shower and she asked me from outside the door which I wanted her to run...

In my defense she has always been a "typical" blonde

 

[chuckr]

In my defense she has always been a "typical" blonde

Sounds like the Ultimate reinstall went quite well, then......

 

[Zidane24]

Sounds like the Ultimate reinstall went quite well, then......

I am re-reading my last post and I can see how that might have led to dirty incantations...

 

[chuckr]

I am re-reading my last post and I can see how that might have led to dirty incantations...

Dirty ?

In the shower ?

You do have soap there...

 

[Zidane24]

Dirty ?

In the shower ?

You do have soap there...

heh heh...yeah lets keep thinking that way

<-2200 Posts on post ago!

 

[chuckr]

meeting a neighbour at the pub.

His wife had today the 45th birthday. And what did he buy to his wife? A controversial book called (free translated) "An Obedient Wife; Key to the Happy Marriage"!

Made her not so happy, she took the car and went somewhere and now my neighbor is panicking, drinking vodka shots in the pub wondering should he start calling her friends and relatives.

So,
Why her unhappiness ?
Some women are very sensitive about their 45th birthday...
It says that they're not 39 anymore.

He should enjoy his vodka -- her 46th comes next year...
Then she won't be 38 anymore...:roflmao:
(No NRs, please!)

 

[Ballistyx]

my brother never liked the idea of turning 30 so we used to say he was 29 plus 1 he liked it that way till he started calling himself 30 so the joke fell in lol

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

I have 11 years up

Congrats mate!

 

[Kari]

A two and a half day SF marathon coming to its end, wife just called she's back home sometime close to midnight. for ending the marathon, for having wife back.

 

[Orbital Shark]

I'm absolutely shattered

Girlfriend & little man came home yesterday, first night with new addition. All good fun