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Michael Jackson Is Alive, Video Proves It

Video allegedly shows King of Pop leaving Coroner’s van

Michael Jackson is alive and well, and only staged his death either to rid himself of creditors or to finally be able to live life like a normal person, as he always wanted. A video that is currently making the rounds on the Internet allegedly shows the King of Pop walking out on his feet from the Coroner’s van and being escorted into hiding – after the reported time of death.

“This video shows that Michael was still alive after his dead body was transported to the Los Angeles Dept. of Coroner. I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van his dead body has been in. I got the original video tape from a trustworthy source. I know him for years. And I am sure it’s real and Michael is alive.” the person who uploaded the video writes.

While commenters’ opinions are divided as to the authenticity of the video, not few are those who incline to believe that the possibility of Michael still being alive is not that far-fetched. There are several things that seem to point into this direction, they say: first of all, autopsy results have not been made public yet, Michael’s body is yet to be laid to rest and, last but not least, the public memorial service at Los Angeles’ Staples Center featured a closed casket, which, from all the public knows, might as well have been empty.

Of course, there are also those who say the video is as real as unicorns, and that this is just another of the many conspiracy theories out there. As fans must remember, one of them says that Michael Jackson has been planning this as early as March this year, when the announcement for what was supposed to be his big comeback to the music stage was made. A lookalike was used for the press conference in London that announced the “This Is It” series of shows, reports said at the time, because Michael himself had already gone into hiding (or was too sick to be able to cope with the stress of that much attention, other reports had it).

Was the quivering figure in the aviator shades and sparkly jacket that day an imposter? […] The walk, an awkward, loping stride. He paused momentarily beside a golf cart, probably assuming it was going to take him into the arena – but was ushered in on foot. Next, the voice. The few words he stumbled over at the microphone had far more bass than many expected. If you closed your eyes you would surely have had trouble identifying him as the more familiar, childlike 50-year-old. […] Trouble is, surgery and image enhancement mean that few people really know what MJ will look like when they meet him.” the British tabloid the Daily Mail was saying at the time.

Check out the video below of Michael’s supposed exit from the Coroner’s van and judge for yourselves if that is really him – alive.
 

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Was that Elvis who opened the door for him, it looked just like him!! :roflmao:
 

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Was that Elvis who opened the door for him, it looked just like him!! :roflmao:

You know, you may be right ...
 

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Was that Elvis who opened the door for him, it looked just like him!! :roflmao:
Yes, it's definitely Elvis.
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
 

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What would Jacko be doing today if he were indeed still alive?







Banging on the inside of his coffin.
 
sorry, but couldn't resist it...

omfg.jpg
 

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sorry, but couldn't resist it...

omfg.jpg

:roflmao:

TBH, it's the first thing that crossed my mind when i heard the (apparently) bad news. Would you really blame him though? I think i would if i'd spent most my life in the spotlight. Spending out the rest of his days in solitude would do everyone a favour :)
 

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yep - he can live it up on his secret island with elvis, diana, adolf and schrödinger's cat. :D
 

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Hes probably living with Elvis now under an assumed name and new face!
 

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Dammit, Kate! Go tell Sawyer and Jack. Hurley, get ready to go. We have to move the island.
 
This just looks so fake, the camera movement looks like its trying to be a convincing amature video and if he had faked his own death I find it very unlikely MJ would just casualy walk out of a coroner’s van wearing a bright white jacket and with only one body guard...he would have made more of an effort to disguise himself lol
 

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it's almost plausible, not the vid, it looks fake, imo.
but heres a theory ... sort of.

right now he's worth more money, cuz he's "dead". but if he's still alive, and collecting revenue from the billion sales over the past few weeks, even if most of it is "hush money" to keep certain parties quiet, he might just be rich as hell, living it up in the mountains somewhere .... with 2pac :D ... and possibly Elvis :cool:
 

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Keeps going, and going, and going.......
Fake,why would he do that?
 

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What would Jacko be doing today if he were indeed still alive?

Banging on the inside of his coffin.

Well, he won't be doing any moondancing in there, that's for sure. :D

Not even enough room in there, to hold his cr*tch.
 

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So Michael is now alive and living with 2pac, and Elvis, under new faces, and names? :confused: :p
 
Nonsense. He's rotting in a box, the king of pop is gone.
 

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