Top 5 Microsoft Fails. Last one is epic.

aritra2116

R.I.P Gary and Randy
Power User
VIP
Local time
2:02 PM
Messages
388
Location
C:\Windows\Earth32.exe

My Computer My Computer

At a glance

Windows 10 Home 64-BitIntel Core i3 380M @ 2.53GHz Arrandale 32nm T...Total RAM = 4.00 GB and Usable RAM = 3.80 GBGeneric PnP Monitor (1366x768@60Hz) Intel HD ...
Computer type
Laptop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Dell Inspiron N4030
OS
Windows 10 Home 64-Bit
CPU
Intel Core i3 380M @ 2.53GHz Arrandale 32nm Technology
Motherboard
Dell Inc. 0K13WN (CPU 1)
Memory
Total RAM = 4.00 GB and Usable RAM = 3.80 GB
Graphics Card(s)
Generic PnP Monitor (1366x768@60Hz) Intel HD Graphics (Dell)
Sound Card
IDT High Definition Audio CODEC Bluetooth Hands-free Audio
Monitor(s) Displays
1
Screen Resolution
1366 x 768 x 32 bits (4294967296 colors) @ 59 Hz
Hard Drives
ATA WDC WD3200BEVT-7 SCSI Disk Device Size = 320.00 GB
Internet Speed
6-14 Mbps Max and 153 Kbps Min
Antivirus
MBAM Pro, Windows Defender, SuperAntiSpyware, SpyBot S&D
Browser
Microsoft Edge, IE11, Google Chrome, Firefox
Other Info
Your dude.
I especially loved the BSOD. Ballsmore is just an embarrassment.
 

My Computer My Computer

At a glance

Win 7 Ultimate 64 bitIntel i7-3930KKingston HyperX Genesis 32GB Kit (8x4GB Modul...MSI R7850 Twin Frozr 2GD5/OC Radeon HD 7850 2...
Computer type
PC/Desktop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Custom Build
OS
Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
CPU
Intel i7-3930K
Motherboard
ASUS P9X79 WS
Memory
Kingston HyperX Genesis 32GB Kit (8x4GB Modules) 1600MHz DDR
Graphics Card(s)
MSI R7850 Twin Frozr 2GD5/OC Radeon HD 7850 2GB 256-bit GDDR
Sound Card
Asus Xonar Essence STX
Monitor(s) Displays
3x Asus VG248QE 24", Vizio 32" TV
Screen Resolution
1920 x 1080, ?
Hard Drives
Samsung 128GB 840 Pro SSD (1),
Samsung 4TB 850 EVO SSDs (4)
Samsung 4TB 850 EVO SSDs (16) external backup drives used in 2.5" hot swap bays in the computer.
PSU
Corsair HX750w
Case
Antec Two Hundred v2 (modified)
Cooling
Cooler Master GeminII S524 120mm (fan replaced with a 140mm)
Keyboard
Logitech G510s
Mouse
Logitech M525 (two in use)
Internet Speed
=< 32Mbps down, 8Mbps up
Antivirus
AVAST!, MBAM, SAS, Spybot S&D (all but MBAM free) Glary Util
Browser
IE11
Other Info
LSI 9211-8i HBA card (8 SATA III ports), 2.5" & 3.5" Hot Swap Bays, HooToo HT-CR001 PCI-E to USB 3.0 Internal Hub + 6 Slot Card Reader, and LG Model CH12LS28 BD-ROM Optical Drive. Also, ScanSnap S1500 ADF duplexing scanner, Canon 9000F flat bed scanner, Corsair SP2500 2.1 speakers, Samsung CLP 415nw laser color printer, Cyberpower PP2200SW UPS
How Ballsmore ever got a job is still got me in a daze.
He is like a con man selling rubber ducks in the desert.
 

My Computer My Computer

At a glance

Windows 10 Pro. 64/ version 1709 Windows 7 Pr...Intel i7-6800K @ 4.3Corsair Platinum 16 gig @2400EVGA GTX 1070 OC
Computer type
PC/Desktop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Home made Desktop
OS
Windows 10 Pro. 64/ version 1709 Windows 7 Pro/64
CPU
Intel i7-6800K @ 4.3
Motherboard
ASUS X-99 Deluxe II
Memory
Corsair Platinum 16 gig @2400
Graphics Card(s)
EVGA GTX 1070 OC
Monitor(s) Displays
Asus 27" LED LCD/VE278Q
Screen Resolution
1920-1080 or 1280-720 HDMI
Hard Drives
INTEL SSD 730-240 Gb Sata 3.0/
PSU
EVGA Platium 1200W
Case
Phanteks Luxe Tempered Glass 8 fans/ one radiator
Cooling
XSPC/ Water Cooled CPU
Keyboard
Das 4 Professional
Mouse
Logitech M705/MX Anywhere 2-S
Internet Speed
100 mbits
Antivirus
Microsoft Security Essentials/ Malwarebytes Premium 3.0/ SAS
Browser
I.E. 11 default/Firefox/ ISP Time Warner Cable/Spectrum
Other Info
LG BluRay Burner/
Sound system-KLipsch-THX/
Icy Dock ssd Hot Swap bays.
How Ballsmore ever got a job is still got me in a daze.
He is like a con man selling rubber ducks in the desert.

What's really amazing is that he kept it as long as he did. :confused:
 

My Computer My Computer

At a glance

Win 7 Ultimate 64 bitIntel i7-3930KKingston HyperX Genesis 32GB Kit (8x4GB Modul...MSI R7850 Twin Frozr 2GD5/OC Radeon HD 7850 2...
Computer type
PC/Desktop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Custom Build
OS
Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
CPU
Intel i7-3930K
Motherboard
ASUS P9X79 WS
Memory
Kingston HyperX Genesis 32GB Kit (8x4GB Modules) 1600MHz DDR
Graphics Card(s)
MSI R7850 Twin Frozr 2GD5/OC Radeon HD 7850 2GB 256-bit GDDR
Sound Card
Asus Xonar Essence STX
Monitor(s) Displays
3x Asus VG248QE 24", Vizio 32" TV
Screen Resolution
1920 x 1080, ?
Hard Drives
Samsung 128GB 840 Pro SSD (1),
Samsung 4TB 850 EVO SSDs (4)
Samsung 4TB 850 EVO SSDs (16) external backup drives used in 2.5" hot swap bays in the computer.
PSU
Corsair HX750w
Case
Antec Two Hundred v2 (modified)
Cooling
Cooler Master GeminII S524 120mm (fan replaced with a 140mm)
Keyboard
Logitech G510s
Mouse
Logitech M525 (two in use)
Internet Speed
=< 32Mbps down, 8Mbps up
Antivirus
AVAST!, MBAM, SAS, Spybot S&D (all but MBAM free) Glary Util
Browser
IE11
Other Info
LSI 9211-8i HBA card (8 SATA III ports), 2.5" & 3.5" Hot Swap Bays, HooToo HT-CR001 PCI-E to USB 3.0 Internal Hub + 6 Slot Card Reader, and LG Model CH12LS28 BD-ROM Optical Drive. Also, ScanSnap S1500 ADF duplexing scanner, Canon 9000F flat bed scanner, Corsair SP2500 2.1 speakers, Samsung CLP 415nw laser color printer, Cyberpower PP2200SW UPS
it amazes me that someone who does as much coke as him isn't thinner
 

My Computer My Computer

At a glance

Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit 7600IIx4 amd athelon 635 processor2x2gbati radeon HD 5450
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Hewlett packard/p6512uk
OS
Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit 7600
CPU
IIx4 amd athelon 635 processor
Motherboard
FOXCONN 2AA9
Memory
2x2gb
Graphics Card(s)
ati radeon HD 5450
Sound Card
(1) Realtek High Definition Audio (2) AMD High Definition
Monitor(s) Displays
samsung lcd tv 32"
Screen Resolution
1360x 768
Hard Drives
(1) WDC WD10 01FAES-60Z2A0 SATA Disk Device (2) Maxtor OneTouch USB Device (3) ST310003 33AS USB Device (4) WD My Book 1111 USB Device
PSU
?
Cooling
air!
Keyboard
wireless hp
Mouse
wireless Hp,optical
Internet Speed
1.10mb/s
Antivirus
MSE
Browser
Firefox
Bah! Boobah just reminded me that I forgot to drink coke today. Damn it.
 

My Computer My Computer

At a glance

Windows 10 Home 64-BitIntel Core i3 380M @ 2.53GHz Arrandale 32nm T...Total RAM = 4.00 GB and Usable RAM = 3.80 GBGeneric PnP Monitor (1366x768@60Hz) Intel HD ...
Computer type
Laptop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Dell Inspiron N4030
OS
Windows 10 Home 64-Bit
CPU
Intel Core i3 380M @ 2.53GHz Arrandale 32nm Technology
Motherboard
Dell Inc. 0K13WN (CPU 1)
Memory
Total RAM = 4.00 GB and Usable RAM = 3.80 GB
Graphics Card(s)
Generic PnP Monitor (1366x768@60Hz) Intel HD Graphics (Dell)
Sound Card
IDT High Definition Audio CODEC Bluetooth Hands-free Audio
Monitor(s) Displays
1
Screen Resolution
1366 x 768 x 32 bits (4294967296 colors) @ 59 Hz
Hard Drives
ATA WDC WD3200BEVT-7 SCSI Disk Device Size = 320.00 GB
Internet Speed
6-14 Mbps Max and 153 Kbps Min
Antivirus
MBAM Pro, Windows Defender, SuperAntiSpyware, SpyBot S&D
Browser
Microsoft Edge, IE11, Google Chrome, Firefox
Other Info
Your dude.
How Ballsmore ever got a job is still got me in a daze.
He is like a con man selling rubber ducks in the desert.

Don't say 'con'. He'll crash like Windows 98 did.:shock:
 

My Computer My Computer

At a glance

Windows 10 Home 64-BitIntel Core i3 380M @ 2.53GHz Arrandale 32nm T...Total RAM = 4.00 GB and Usable RAM = 3.80 GBGeneric PnP Monitor (1366x768@60Hz) Intel HD ...
Computer type
Laptop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Dell Inspiron N4030
OS
Windows 10 Home 64-Bit
CPU
Intel Core i3 380M @ 2.53GHz Arrandale 32nm Technology
Motherboard
Dell Inc. 0K13WN (CPU 1)
Memory
Total RAM = 4.00 GB and Usable RAM = 3.80 GB
Graphics Card(s)
Generic PnP Monitor (1366x768@60Hz) Intel HD Graphics (Dell)
Sound Card
IDT High Definition Audio CODEC Bluetooth Hands-free Audio
Monitor(s) Displays
1
Screen Resolution
1366 x 768 x 32 bits (4294967296 colors) @ 59 Hz
Hard Drives
ATA WDC WD3200BEVT-7 SCSI Disk Device Size = 320.00 GB
Internet Speed
6-14 Mbps Max and 153 Kbps Min
Antivirus
MBAM Pro, Windows Defender, SuperAntiSpyware, SpyBot S&D
Browser
Microsoft Edge, IE11, Google Chrome, Firefox
Other Info
Your dude.
Obviously he had allot of dirt on the big cheese/ Blackmailed his way in and on top.
The last was the ultimate B.O. test and he Failed the left and right guard :D
 

My Computer My Computer

At a glance

Win-7-Pro64bit 7-H-Prem-64biti7-5930K 2nd i9-9940x both water blocked VRM'...Trident-z 3200C14 2nd Trident-z 3600C16EVGA 1080ti ftw3 2nd Titan Xp both water blocked
Computer type
PC/Desktop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Custom assembled by me :}
OS
Win-7-Pro64bit 7-H-Prem-64bit
CPU
i7-5930K 2nd i9-9940x both water blocked VRM's too
Motherboard
ASUS SABERTOOTH X99 2nd ASUS x299 Apex
Memory
Trident-z 3200C14 2nd Trident-z 3600C16
Graphics Card(s)
EVGA 1080ti ftw3 2nd Titan Xp both water blocked
Sound Card
Built-in Realtek
Monitor(s) Displays
1-AOC G2460PG 24"G-Sync 144Hz/ 2nd 1-ASUS VG248QE 24" 144Hz
Screen Resolution
1920 x 1080 144Hz
Hard Drives
2-Samsung M.2 Evo & Evo Plus
2-Samsung 850 EVO 500GB SSD's/ 3-2.5 W.D. Black 1tb-&3-1tb/3-3.5 WD Black 1tb hdd's
PSU
EVGA SuperNOVA 1000-P2 2nd 1200-P2
Case
2-Corsair Obsidian Series 450D Black ATX Mid Tower
Cooling
Custom water loops
Keyboard
Logitech G710+/ 2nd Logitech G910
Mouse
2-RedDragon M901 Perdition 16400 dpi Gaming mouse = wired
Internet Speed
Comcast Ping 19ms 89.31mbps download speed 6.12mbps upload
Antivirus
Malwarebytes Pro/ Superantispyware Pro
Browser
FireFox & Pale moon
Other Info
2nd ASUS X299 Apex/Intel i9-9940x with Custom water loop/7H-Prem-x64/Corsair 450D case/Ram Trident-z 3600C16 4x8gb / Samsung970Evo plus 500gb SSD/Dual ssd EZ swap evo/PSU EVGA SuperNova 1200w-P2 80+Platinum/GPU Titan Xp /8-ML-140 on push-pull on 2-280GTX rads
......One helluva.......:what:
 

My Computer My Computer

At a glance

Windows 7 Ultimate x64FX 8350 @ 4.8ghz, turbo clocked to 5.4ghzMushkin Enhanced Blackline 16GB 1760mhz 10-10...Gigabyte-660 Windforce OC- GPU Clock 1212MHz ...
Computer type
PC/Desktop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Custom Build
OS
Windows 7 Ultimate x64
CPU
FX 8350 @ 4.8ghz, turbo clocked to 5.4ghz
Motherboard
Asus Sabertooth FX990 Gen 3.0 R2.0
Memory
Mushkin Enhanced Blackline 16GB 1760mhz 10-10-9-24 T1
Graphics Card(s)
Gigabyte-660 Windforce OC- GPU Clock 1212MHz /3504MHz ram
Sound Card
Creative Sound Blaster Recon3D PCIe Sound Card
Monitor(s) Displays
Samsung SyncMaster S27B350H (HDMI)
Screen Resolution
1920x1080 60HZ
Hard Drives
1 x SSD Crucial M4 256GB (Primary OS)
3 x HDD WD 1TB
4 x HDD 2TB
1 x HDD 160GB (Secondary Backup OS)
Raid SATA III 6GB/s 4-port PCI-e Controller Card, Marvel 88SE9215 chipset
PSU
Chieftec-650-14CS (Modular) 80 Plus Gold-650 Watt
Case
Akasa Venom Toxic Gaming Big tower ( Custom Black ) Ver 2.0
Cooling
Water 2.0 PRO / GEIL Cyclone VRM / 6x120mm 2x220mm 2x140mm
Keyboard
Logitech G19
Mouse
Wireless Notebook Presenter Mouse 8000
Internet Speed
Fiber GBS
Antivirus
Don't Announce it to the world :)
Browser
Gotta have at least 1!
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