Nipping the nuts

[whs]

Palace Guard Members Apparently Stealing Queen?s Nuts - AOL On

 

[indianacarnie]

Hope the (alleged) culprits won't face the same fate as royal poachers did ..........

 

[Lady Fitzgerald]

I'm constantly amazed how people who are high on the chain of command will obsess on nit-picky details.

 

[Layback Bear]

As busy as the Queen is how does she find the time to count and measure the nut bowls. She must be very industrious.
Some one might mention to her that their should be a watch put on the squirrels. They are very sneaky.
The way to catch the thieves would be chocolate covered nuts. Replace the chocolate with Ex lax. Well you know the rest. Just put a camera on the mens and ladies restroom doors.

 

[indianacarnie]

As busy as the Queen is how does she find the time to count and measure the nut bowls. She must be very industrious.
Some one might mention to her that their should be a watch put on the squirrels. They are very sneaky.
The way to catch the thieves would be chocolate covered nuts. Replace the chocolate with Ex lax. Well you know the rest. Just put a camera on the mens and ladies restroom doors.

Now thats just evil......... :roflmao: but I liiiike it!

 

[linnemeyerhere]

If I was in power I wouldn't want a bunch of people grabbing at my nuts unless invited !

 

[Lady Fitzgerald]

If I was in power I wouldn't want a bunch of people grabbing at my nuts unless invited !

So, since aren't in power, does that mean you do want...uh...never mind.

 

[linnemeyerhere]

If I was in power I wouldn't want a bunch of people grabbing at my nuts unless invited !

So, since aren't in power, does that mean you do want...uh...never mind.

Yep at this juncture of my life it seams to be a non-issue (rare occassion) as they say......bummer drag !
Maybe I should switch to the fully "Roasted and Salted" and not the raw nuts?

 

[Lady Fitzgerald]

If I was in power I wouldn't want a bunch of people grabbing at my nuts unless invited !

So, since aren't in power, does that mean you do want...uh...never mind.

Yep at this juncture of my life it seams to be a non-issue (rare occassion) as they say......bummer drag !
Maybe I should switch to the fully "Roasted and Salted" and not the raw nuts?

Ewww!

 

[jadinolf]

Thank you for this.

I passed it around to the rest of the world.

 

[A Guy]

I live in the Bay Area. In San Francisco the Queens also have nuts. Maybe they could give her Majesty some advice. A Guy

 

[Layback Bear]

In San Francisco do the ladies restrooms have urinals?

 

[whs]

They do in Death Valley - Lisa thought that was funny

 

[Lady Fitzgerald]

Unisex restrooms (one holers) are becoming more popular. I like them because they reduce the long lines at the ladies' rooms. And I have been known to use a men's room if it is a one holer with a lock on the door and there is a line for the ladies' room. Believe it or not, the toilets in men's room are less likely to have pee on the seats than women's restrooms (I cleaned enough of both when I worked as a custodian for a few months forty years or so ago).

 

[Layback Bear]

They do in Death Valley - Lisa thought that was funny

It's done that way in Death Valley because when sitting on the urinal and flushing it has a much needed cooling effect when temp are 120F/49C and higher.