Help! I don't have any pc problems!

[4wd]

What have I done wrong? No viruses, all my pc's work perfect, w updates work, no blue screens, they always boot, sfc finds no errors, internet works, programs never crashes, ram is fine, restore points & backups (which I don't need to use) are perfect, zero problems with ssd & hd, etc etc. And this has been going on year after year!

A desperate situation, please help, need to create some serious problems which makes me post on 20 forums, not sleep for a week while trying to fix things, buy lots of expensive parts & components etc.

Thanks in advance. And a fine new year to all here.

 

[Bertison]

Take one large, heavy hammer.......

Happy New Year !!!

 

[NeilPaisnel]

I thought you were going to say you had got a New Apple Mac for Christmas :devil:


umm you call yourself 4WD..if you need problems..i can sell you a Series 1 landrover in need of serious restoration...totally original
http://paisnel.co.uk/S1/

Bertison.. Lincolnshire eh? I used to live in Kirton, just outside Boston for a year back in 86/87.

 

[4wd]

if you need problems..i can sell you a Series 1 landrover

lol++ but no thanks... (4wd > ref. to my trusted Toyota LC120).

 

[NeilPaisnel]

Only got one Landy left now..Open top Lightweight..tuned 3 litre Ford Essex V6

otherwise i have Toyota too...1982 HJ60 LWB Landcruiser...I am second owner..bout it in 1990 when it was 8 years old..300,000 miles now...As TopGear found out Toyotas are bloody indestructible

 

[NoelDP]

Use a registry cleaner - WiseFixer should solve your boredom :devil:

 

[indianacarnie]

Use a registry cleaner - WiseFixer should solve your boredom :devil:

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

 

[jadinolf]

Spill some coffee on the keyboard.

That'll do it.

 

[Joan Archer]

Use a registry cleaner - WiseFixer should solve your boredom :devil:

:roflmao:

 

[Capt.Jack Sparrow]

Use a registry cleaner - WiseFixer should solve your boredom :devil:

:roflmao:

So true ...

 

[DocBrown]

Here ya go

 

[Britton30]

IT may help if you install Daemon Tools, AVG Antivirus, ImgBurn with Open Candy, post back with results.

OH,yeah, run ComboFix as well.

Happy New Year mate!

 

[4wd]

And a happy new year to all. Thanks for the good suggestions. I'll download and run 15 different regcleaners, a few optimizers + some 'speed up your pc' utilities, will surely solve everything. lol+

 

[NoelDP]

Sounds like a plan....

 

[jadinolf]

Here ya go

Love it!!

 

[Layback Bear]

And a happy new year to all. Thanks for the good suggestions. I'll download and run 15 different regcleaners, a few optimizers + some 'speed up your pc' utilities, will surely solve everything. lol+

You don't need to all that just use Orbits Advanced System Care.
This will also give you the opportunity to practice on Clean and Install of Windows 7.

 

[matts6887]

if you need problems..i can sell you a Series 1 landrover

lol++ but no thanks... (4wd > ref. to my trusted Toyota LC120).

Im with ya on this one. I would take a Toyota any day over a Land Rover. As nice as they may be; Land Rover's require too much "attention" and servicing needs; whereas Toyota's take a licking but keep on ticking. They just keep going and going and going sorta like a timex watch does lol. I know of someone that has a 85 toyota pickup(dont know what model exactly) and it had 500,000 miles (U.S.) on at at the time and it was still going! certainly cant knock that!

 

[matts6887]

And a happy new year to all. Thanks for the good suggestions. I'll download and run 15 different regcleaners, a few optimizers + some 'speed up your pc' utilities, will surely solve everything. lol+

You don't need to all that just use Orbits Advanced System Care.
This will also give you the opportunity to practice on Clean and Install of Windows 7.

:roflmao: good one bear!!!

 

[jadinolf]

You're thinking of Timex.....

 

[whs]

I love this thread. I had a few good laughs.

It shows that you can stay out of trouble if take good care of your system and avoid stupid moves.