Quote of the Day

[Jacee]

I have seen more funny, signature quotes than I can remember! ... but I saw this one today and thought it would be a fun topic. If you've seen one you like, post it

I have seen the truth and it makes no sense

 

[Lee]

Great idea.

**it just happens. . .

In my world this is an every day occurrence.

 

[patio]

" I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly".....

 

[DocBrown]

" if you think you are too small a person to make a difference, you haven't been in bed with a mosquito "

 

[Barman58]

"I'm a PC, and Windows 7 is My idea"

From the UK Microsoft Ad campaign

Could be the tag line for SevenForums

 

[zigzag3143]

Great Idea Jacee Should be Hilarious

 

[Jacee]

Error reading poptart in Drive A: Delete kids y/n?

PopTartFixIt2
============= POPTART ================
Poptart successfully found and removed

:roflmao:

 

[TheSchaft]

There's quite a collection at Coolsig - Find Great Email Signatures

 

[Tews]

So apropos

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former

 

[torrentg]

The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat.

lol That's the quote of the day.

 

[TheSchaft]

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

 

[torrentg]

Because they have to work their way up to that.

 

[Tews]

Men who never get carried away should be.​

Malcomb Forbes
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[mickey megabyte]

one to remember next time you smell bozone...

"Remember, the problem is not that people are stupid; the problem is that modems are cheap."

 

[Tews]

one to remember next time you smell bozone...

"Remember, the problem is not that people are stupid; the problem is that modems are cheap."

How True!! :roflmao:

 

[mickey megabyte]

next time the op says,

omg i install 7 d drive upgrade cant boot microsoft sux help me vista dont work heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeeee

the proper response should be:

"Relax, it's only ONES and ZEROS!"

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

"There's nothing worse than a bored cop" :shock:

 

[patio]

" Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!' "

 

[oidicle]

"There are 2 certainties in life: Death and Taxes"

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Ignorance surely is bliss for me, not knowing the world's "Uglies" outweigh the consequences of knowing them(Although you might insist that I should know/care, think about it/them) but for some reason I'm unsuccessfull at most times, ignorance seems to run away from me...

 

[Joan Archer]

A problem shared is a problem halved.