Dutch Police Shoot Escaped Reindeer

[Bare Foot Kid]

AMSTERDAM — Dutch police have shot dead four reindeer that escaped from a Christmas sleigh display ...

Dutch Police Shoot 4 Escaped Reindeer Dead | Europe News - FOXNews.com

 

[smarteyeball]

Sorry kids, Santa is going to be running a little late this year...

 

[chuckr]

Any names for the alleged suspects ???

 

[smarteyeball]

My money is on Rudolph being the ring leader...

 

[JMH]

Venison was on the menu at the Police Christmas Party. :shock:

 

[Dwarf]

He's going to have to use a temp agency.

 

[smarteyeball]

Venison was on the menu at the Police Christmas Party. :shock:

And lead was used in lieu of traditional pennies...

It's bound to be a Blitzen party.

He's going to have to use a temp agency.
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:roflmao:

 

[JMH]

Venison was on the menu at the Police Christmas Party. :shock:

And lead was used in lieu of traditional pennies...

It's bound to be a Blitzen party.

:roflmao:

**NEWS FLASH. LEAD POISONING CUTS SWATHE THROUGH DANISH POLICE.**

Numerous members of the Danish Constabulary report in sick after Christmas Party.
Excessive intake of lead is suspected from contaminated haunches of venison..............................

[Which proves that you can't shoot your cake & eat it too.]

 

[smarteyeball]

:roflmao:

 

[jfar]

I think they were Sleighen

 

[JMH]

He's going to have to use a temp agency.
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For Dwarf -
The temp could be handy if Santa needs to put on the brakes.

 

[Dwarf]

He's going to have to use a temp agency.
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For Dwarf -
The temp could be handy if Santa needs to put on the brakes.

He'd better make sure that he's wearing his seatbelt, then.

 

[jfar]

Deer o deer, Looks like he is in a whole lot of trouble.

 

[Dwarf]

I feel sorry for poor old Rudolph.

 

[Jonathan_King]

Now that's a true Texas Heart Shot.

 

[jfar]

I'd say it isn't the first time that Santa has been in such a tight spot,
I mean some of those chimneys around the world must be as tight as this.

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

I'd say it isn't the first time that Santa has been in such a tight spot,
I mean some of those chimneys around the world must be as tight as this.

Head first though? :shock:

 

[jfar]

There's always a first time.:roflmao:

 

[Dwarf]

I'd say it isn't the first time that Santa has been in such a tight spot,
I mean some of those chimneys around the world must be as tight as this.

Head first though? :shock:

Oh, yes!!!

 

[JMH]

I'd say it isn't the first time that Santa has been in such a tight spot,
I mean some of those chimneys around the world must be as tight as this.

Head first though? :shock:

Oh, yes!!!
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It gives the term "brown nosing" a whole new dimension..............