May I just be the first to say...

[NinaJay]

HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY Aussies...

Whether 1st generation or 5th
white, blue, black or pink
we're together in this wide, brown land
and we don't eat shrimp, we eat lamb!


It's 1am so I thought I'd add this now

 

[V3xar]

Have fun all you Aussies!!


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[IggyAZ]

HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY Aussies...
Whether 1st generation or 5th
white, blue, black or pink
we're together in this wide, brown land
and we don't eat shrimp, we eat lamb!
It's 1am so I thought I'd add this now

HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY !

What? No Shrimp?

 

[noobvious]

Happy Australia Day to the Aussies.
I had never heard of it, so thanks to NinaJay and Google, I learned something today.

 

[NinaJay]

IggyAZ: despite the common misconception held by many Americans the phrase 'throw another shrimp on the barbie' is not an Aussie saying. Not even close.

We call 'shrimp', prawns, although we do say barbie

most australian members are probably asleep by now but I sure they'll be happy to see your lovely replies everyone (as am I). Thanks.

Noob: glad to have added to your international knowledge

 

[z3r010]

I've just put a few prawns on the barbie for you.

 

[noobvious]

I've just put a few prawns on the barbie for you.

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:roflmao:

 

[NinaJay]

ROFLAMO

you just made my night John!!!

 

[ThePizzaMan]

I've just put a few prawns on the barbie for you.

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ahaha very nice John

 

[Joan Archer]

I've just put a few prawns on the barbie for you.

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:devil2:

 

[tw33k]

I've just put a few prawns on the barbie for you.

funny

 

[Kari]

Congratulations, Australia. I hope you all down there have a fantastic day.

Kari

P.S. Kiwi's, use the opportunity to relax. They are too busy to booze to tell Kiwi jokes today.

 

[NinaJay]

Congratulations, Australia. I hope you all down there have a fantastic day.

Kari

P.S. Kiwi's, use the opportunity to relax. They are too busy to booze to tell Kiwi jokes today.

Nah... today we show how Australian we are by telling MORE of those jokes. Now let me see.


There was an Aussie, a kiwi and a sheep.....

 

[Kari]

Congratulations, Australia. I hope you all down there have a fantastic day.

Kari

P.S. Kiwi's, use the opportunity to relax. They are too busy to booze to tell Kiwi jokes today.

Nah... today we show how Australian we are by telling MORE of those jokes. Now let me see.


There was an Aussie, a kiwi and a sheep.....

Isn't that so called "Southern Ménage à trois"?

 

[NinaJay]

Congratulations, Australia. I hope you all down there have a fantastic day.

Kari

P.S. Kiwi's, use the opportunity to relax. They are too busy to booze to tell Kiwi jokes today.

Nah... today we show how Australian we are by telling MORE of those jokes. Now let me see.


There was an Aussie, a kiwi and a sheep.....

Isn't that so called "Southern Ménage à trois"?

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::mad2:

 

[Dwarf]

You mean an Aussie, a sheep and a piece of fruit?

 

[jfar]

Don't they use that new "Perfume for men", when they are going out for the evening,
Mint Sauce.

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

Happy Australia day everyone.

 

[garysgold]

Happy Australia Day!

 

[NinaJay]

Now now, this was not an open invite to joke about Kiwis..







































oh ok, just one:

An Aussie, a Kiwi, and a South African are at a bar one night having a beer. All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, takes off his diamond encrusted watch, pulls out a gun shoots the watch to pieces. He says "In Seth Efrika we have so many diamonds that we don't need to wear the same diamond twice".

The Kiwi (obviously impressed by this) drinks his beer throw his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "Wull mate, in Niw Zulland we have so much sand to make the glass that we don't need to drink out of the same cup twice".

The Australian then pulls out his gun and shoots the Kiwi.