We own your soul .

[manhunter2826]

FOXNews.com - 7,500 Online Shoppers Unknowingly Sold Their Souls

A computer game retailer revealed that it legally owns the souls of thousands of online shoppers, thanks to a clause in the terms and conditions agreed to by online shoppers.
The retailer, British firm GameStation, added the "immortal soul clause" to the contract signed before making any online purchases earlier this month. It states that customers grant the company the right to claim their soul.

 

[Thorsen]

This is why you always read the EULA

 

[z3r010]

O **** I'm doomed

 

[smarteyeball]

In other news, thousands of fake souls have been put up for sale on e-bay.... it was initially claimed they were purchased from GameStation but in fact they were merely surplus souls stolen from Satan who forgotten he'd had them.

One affected customer who purchased a 'fake' soul was quoted as saying "People were always telling me I was soul-less b/astard and I thought I'd buy a good one. Now every one just tells me to go to hell"

 

[DarkDavil]

In other news, thousands of fake souls have been put up for sale on e-bay.... it was initially claimed they were purchased from GameStation but in fact they were merely surplus souls stolen from Satan who forgotten he'd had them.

One affected customer who purchased a 'fake' soul was quoted as saying "People were always telling me I was soul-less b/astard and I thought I'd buy a good one. Now every one just tells me to go to hell"

:roflmao:

 

[seekermeister]

EULAlyzer

 

[severedsolo]

EULAlyzer

what a good tool... thanks!

 

[Phone Man]

Lets see that hold up in a court of law. You want it, come get it, if you can find it. :devil:

Jim

 

[severedsolo]

Lets see that hold up in a court of law. You want it, come get it, if you can find it. :devil:

Jim

:roflmao: somehow i can't see them coming to collect

 

[electricfeel]

load of shite

 

[manhunter2826]

EULAlyzer

Yes, thanks for that seek -- very useful.

 

[stormy13]

Funny thing is that sometimes it actually pays to read those EULA's,

It Pays To Read License Agreements | PC Pitstop

OK, let's be honest. You didn't really read the EULA. How do I know? Because hardly anyone does. To prove that point, PC Pitstop included a clause in one of its own EULAs that promised anyone who read it, a "consideration" including money if they sent a note to an email address listed in the EULA. After four months and more than 3,000 downloads, one person finally wrote in. That person, by the way, got a check for $1,000 proving, at least for one person,that it really does pay to read EULAs.

 

[Lordbob75]

WIN!

~Lordbob

 

[Sanvean]

Lol yes win!

 

[CarlTR6]

That is funny!

 

[holo88]

LOLERSKATEZ!

<-- doesn't read EULA's

 

[tw33k]

Absolute classic. Everyone in the office cracked up!