Quote of the Day

[Casca]

I can't want to.

- Anthony Fabian Martinez

 

[noobvious]

[FONT=Verdana,arial]There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. Albert Schweitzer (01/14/1875-1965)[/FONT]

 

[JMH]

- from the Institute for Stork Research and Science

Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of Sexual reproduction, and the theory of the stork. Many people believe in the theory of sexual reproduction because they have been taught this theory at school. In reality, however, many of the world's leading scientists are in favor of the theory of the stork. If the theory of sexual reproduction is taught in schools, it must only be taught as a theory and not as the truth. Alternative theories, such as the theory of the stork, must also be taught.

Evidence supporting the theory of the stork includes the following:

1. It is a scientifically established fact that the stork does exist. This can be confirmed by every ornithologist.

2. The alleged human fetal development contains several features that the theory of sexual reproduction is unable to explain.

3. The theory of sexual reproduction implies that a child is approximately nine months old at birth. This is an absurd claim. Everyone knows that a newborn child is newborn.

4. According to the theory of sexual reproduction, children are a result of sexual intercourse. There are, however, several well documented cases where sexual intercourse has not led to the birth of a child.

5. Statistical studies in the Netherlands have indicated a positive correlation between the birth rate and the number of storks. Both are decreasing.

6. The theory of the stork can be investigated by rigorous scientific methods. The only assumption involved is that children are delivered by the stork.




Unknown.

 

[johnwillyums]

"86% of all dogs, when asked, said they thought that Poodles were members of an ultra orthodox religious sect"

Oblomov

 

[JMH]

'Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.'

 

[noobvious]

[FONT=verdana,arial][FONT=verdana,arial]
Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world - the clock and the cat. - Emile Auguste Chartier[/FONT][/FONT]

 

[Dwarf]

The future doesn't exist because it hasn't happened yet. The past doesn't exist because it's already over. But the present doesn't exist because as soon as you start to think about it, it's already in the past. Which doesn't exist any more. Like that moment just then when I said that. That's already in the past. Gone forever. And so's that. When I just said gone forever. And so is that, when I said so's that, that's gone forever now as well. And so is that. When I said that's gone forever now as well, that's gone forever now as well.
Ohhh. For God's sake, will you shut up, Victor. Jabbering on there all the while like a raving parrot.

 

[zigzag3143]

http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/27108.htmlThe meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.

Carl Jung

 

[johnwillyums]

"Clowntime is over
Time to take cover
While others just talk and talk
Somebody's watching where the others don't walk
Clowntime is over"

Elvis Costello

 

[JMH]

“Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.”

Albert Einstein.

 

[Tews]

All that man can say or do that can possibly concern mankind is, in some shape or other, to tell the story of his love - to sing, and if he is fortunate and keeps alive he will be forever in love. This alone is to be alive to the extremeties. It is such a pity that this divine creature should ever suffer from cold feet. A still greater pity that the coldness so often reaches to his heart.... Henry David Thoreau

 

[Casca]

Henry David Thoreau

- one of our better angels, if considered only for his legacy and absolved of his human frailty.

 

[severedsolo]

Why do today what you can put off for tomorrow? - Homer Simpson

 

[zigzag3143]

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.

 

[Casca]

Cryptic? Not really.

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.

Well... I did learn something.

But, like I tell my son, "Don't tell me. Show me."

Watch this space.

 

[JMH]

Everything's fine today, that is our illusion.

Voltaire.

 

[ZaLiTH]

But, like I tell my son, "Don't tell me. Show me."

Lol... That reminds me of what my mother used to tell me when she taught me how to drive: "Now remember; Do what I say, not what I do."

 

[Zidane24]

But, like I tell my son, "Don't tell me. Show me."

Lol... That reminds me of what my mother used to tell me when she taught me how to drive: "Now remember; Do what I say, not what I do."

:roflmao:

 

[ZaLiTH]

But, like I tell my son, "Don't tell me. Show me."

Lol... That reminds me of what my mother used to tell me when she taught me how to drive: "Now remember; Do what I say, not what I do."

:roflmao:

Well, it must've worked.... :sarc: I passed my drivers test.

 

[Casca]

From CascaPaedia:

Idiot - noun
1. The other driver.