200th post cheesy limerick

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My 200th post has arrived, I confess,
As I read the forum’s most ardent requests.
my 200th's a "go,"
and it is surely so,
That SevenForums is really THE BEST!

C'mon!


Surely anyone can outdo my mediocre poetry--puh-leeze! I challenge others to come up with a better Sevenforums limerick!
 

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Congrats gogreen. :party:
BTW, Limerick is a county in Ireland.
 

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There was a member gogreen,
200 Posts we have seen,
When 201 is reached,
400'll be beseeched,
Way to go! Senior gogreen!
 

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rap33042 said:
There was a member gogreen,
200 Posts we have seen,
When 201 is reached,
400'll be beseeched,
Way to go! Senior gogreen!
Click to expand...

LOL! thanks.
 

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Dinesh said:
Congrats gogreen. :party:
BTW, Limerick is a county in Ireland.
Click to expand...

Thanks, Dinesh. "Limerick" is also a 5-line poetic form and the name of style of fish hook bend.
 

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A young man from Florida
Fell down in a corridor
And mutatated into a bean
medics came that day
but all they could say
was gogreen man gogreen
 

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johnwillyums said:
A young man from Florida
Fell down in a corridor
And mutatated into a bean
medics came that day
but all they could say
was gogreen man gogreen
Click to expand...

Good one!
:thumbsup:

How's this:

You might think it's trendy and chic
or even misguided and weak,
but posting a help message here
brings answers and aid that's so dear
to Win 7 users up a creek.
 
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Amazing, we have a whole crowd of poets around here. I will alert The Library of America to include you guys in American Poetry: The Twenty First Century - LOL
 

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Did I hear Cheese ?
 

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Congratz. Wasn't long ago I hit 200.
 

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I like my home on Interweb,
Seven Forum
so much I prefer surfing in bed,
not to hurt my rectum.

(almost rhymes...)
 

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OK, so I'm trying to stick to limericks here, and not about me, thank you very much, but about the forum or its topics. How's this one:


 In fact, it is very nice to say,
That Sevenforums has saved the day,
Not once and not twice
but many times--that's nice!
So it's one forum where I think I will stay!
 

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8.0 GB Dual Channel DDR3 @ 664 MHz (9-9-9-24)
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