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This reminds me about the guy who complained about the performance of his boat.

When the dealer checked it out, he still had the trailer attached to it, in the water!!
I used to wonder just how dumb people can get. No More!

This was his first boat and he was taking it to the lake, but he wasn't quite sure of the correct procedure for launching a boat off a ramp.
However, he figured it couldn't be that difficult to do, so he stopped by his Union office for advice, and they told him...

"Just don't let the trailer get too deep in the water when you're launching your boat, and you should be fine".

Well later on, he couldn't understand what they meant by that, as he just could barely get his trailer in the water!
Here's a picture worth a "thousand" words!

You gotta love this guy!!!
They walk among us, get married, have children and apparently vote!
 

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Gotta feel for the guy:what:
...maybe the excitement of launching his own boat got to him.:o
 

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Haha! My god. What a fantastic human being. :D
 

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:roflmao: people like that shouldn't be allowed to breed.....
 

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Hmm... Let me see now. :geek: Ahh, yes. :) Boat in Water, Car on Land. :rolleyes: Stick to that, and you can't go wrong or can you? :huh:
 

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Oops! :D
 

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