Apple Does It Again

[BrightBlessings]

Apple does it again!



Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them

 

[Lomai]

:roflmao:

 

[mckillwashere]

... Im sorry Im hard of hearing can I hold your speakers so I can understand better?

 

[JDobbsy1987]

Now that is funny :roflmao:

 

[Impulse Fire911]

omfg lol, thats great XDD

 

[mickey megabyte]

:roflmao:

 

[Thorsen]

Is this $500-$700 per set? or per boob?

Also, Is the control the same as the iPad?

 

[mickey megabyte]

good question, thorsen - where are the controls?

i remember an old laptop had a strange 'trackpoint' device...

 

[Thorsen]

I was hoping for something similar to that too....

 

[linnemeyerhere]

To be released as a matched stereo pair with surround sound coming soon. An optional sub woofer is being considered but placement issues have the Apple team baffled.

 

[mickey megabyte]

...don't forget the optional usb ports...

 

[Prisoner]

You all never cease to astound me with the sort of awkward things you come up with.

 

[mickey megabyte]

it's all done in the best possible taste.



aah, the 80's...nostalgia ain't what it used to be

 

[mckillwashere]

To be released as a matched stereo pair with surround sound coming soon. An optional sub woofer is being considered but placement issues have the Apple team baffled.

The sub woofer comes from the rear to allow for maximum sound.

 

[linnemeyerhere]

The best subs all fire in a downward motion so it can be rear or front mounted.

 

[Lordbob75]

I think I am drooling.

~Lordbob

 

[linnemeyerhere]

Yes great sound can cause all sorts of responses. I love great mid range and tweeters so I would want at least 8" drivers and I'm thinking saline could have better response and be faster than silicone filled.

 

[Lee]

It would seem that the folks here on the Seven Forums have found another way to bring you some great updates on new and exciting ideas in the world of "Computing and Technically."

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

 

[SledgeDG]

Do they come in Radio, also??

I believe your reception is not as good as it could be.May I fine tune your Radio station, Ma'am?:roflmao::roflmao:

-DG

 

[Lee]

Do they come in Radio, also??

I believe your reception is not as good as it could be.May I fine tune your Radio station, Ma'am?:roflmao::roflmao: