A man received the following text from his neighbour:
'I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night whenever you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.'
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in: '****ing autospell! I meant 'wifi', not 'wife' . . . . . .'
'I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night whenever you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.'
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in: '****ing autospell! I meant 'wifi', not 'wife' . . . . . .'
My Computer
- Computer type
- PC/Desktop
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- self build
- OS
- Windows 7 Pro x64 sp1
- CPU
- i7 4770K
- Motherboard
- MSI B85M-E45
- Memory
- 8GB Corsair Vengeance 1600MHz
- Graphics Card(s)
- onboard
- Monitor(s) Displays
- LG 27MP35
- Screen Resolution
- 1920-1080
- Hard Drives
- Seagate 2TB
- PSU
- Cooler Master GX 750
- Case
- Antec 300
- Cooling
- Seidon 120V
- Internet Speed
- 60/18
- Antivirus
- MSE
- Browser
- Firefox
