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Garbage in, garbage out you say? No, not in this case. Now its... anything in, different garbage out.

As an example...

"A creeper hissed then exploded."
...10 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"Six were captured, and drag."

"Five."
...10 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"DV format."

"Troll."
...10 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"Sing."

"Epic fail."
...20 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"Long file names."

"Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means."
...20 translations later Bing and Google give us:
"Machine translation is useful for text in another language, the text effect."
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
iBuyPower Chimera X58
OS
Windows 8 Pro x64
CPU
Intel Core i7 920
Motherboard
Asus P6T Deluxe V2
Memory
12GB (2GB x6) Triple Channel DDR3 1333 MHz
Graphics Card(s)
ATI Radeon HD 4870 X2 2GB GDDR5
Sound Card
Integrated Digital HD 7.1 Surround Sound
Monitor(s) Displays
24.6-inch ASUS VW246H 20000:1 Contrast, 2 ms response time,
Screen Resolution
1920x1080
Hard Drives
1 TB 7200 RPM SATA II 3 GBps 16MB cache
PSU
NZXT 800W Gaming Series
Case
Guardian Inferno (Custom Painted NZXT Guardian 921)
Cooling
Thermaltake V1 Fan Cooling System OC Proof
Keyboard
Razer Lycosa
Mouse
iBuyPower Ergonomical Internet Mouse
Internet Speed
11 MBps High-speed Cable
I once asked Google "What has the Labour Party done for you?"

Back came the answer "Nothing found". Well, it got that one right. :)
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
HP Pavilion Elite 495UK
OS
Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
CPU
Intel Core i7 870 @ 2.93GHz
Motherboard
MSI 2A9C (CPU1)
Memory
8Gb Dual-Channel DDR3 @ 664MHz
Graphics Card(s)
nVidia GeForce GTX 460 1024MB dedicated RAM
Sound Card
Realtek HD Audio
Monitor(s) Displays
HP2310i
Screen Resolution
1920 x 1080
Hard Drives
1x1954GB Hitachi HDS22020ALA 330 (RAID), 1x1954GB Hitachi External for backup and storage
PSU
460W
Case
HP Elite
Cooling
Air cooled
Keyboard
Logitech K750 solar-powered keyboard
Mouse
Logitech Wireless M180 mouse
Internet Speed
2Mb
Other Info
Pure Avanti Flow Internet Radio with iPod Dock, 64Gb iPod, HP USB Speakers, Sony MDR-V500 Headphones, Sony Vaio F-Series Laptop
I once asked Google "What has the Labour Party done for you?"

Back came the answer "Nothing found". Well, it got that one right. :)

:roflmao:
 

My Computer

Computer type
Laptop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Hewlett-Packard/G62-107SA Notebook
OS
Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit Service Pack 1
CPU
Intel(R) Core(TM) i3 CPU M 330 @ 2.13GHz
Motherboard
Hewlett-Packard 1425
Memory
8 GB DDR3
Graphics Card(s)
Intel(R) HD Graphics
Sound Card
Realtek High Definition Audio
Monitor(s) Displays
Builtin
Screen Resolution
1366 x 768 x 32 bits (4294967296 colors) @ 60 Hz
Hard Drives
250 GB SATA Hard Disk Drive 7200 rpm
2TB Seagate GoFlex USB 2 Drive
1TB Iomega Prestige USB 2 Drive
1.5TB Iomega Prestige USB 2 Drive (Samsung)
2TB WD MyBook Live NAS.
Mouse
Logitech Anywhere MX
Internet Speed
152 Mbs download 10 Mbs upload
Antivirus
Norton 360
Browser
Chrome
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