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Have you ever done this, where you take a print screen, set it as the wallpaper, then end explorer.exe so people think its frozen?

Does anyone know of how to write a batch file to do this automatically?
 

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LMAO I've never heard of that before, that's so awesome. Doing that to a co-worker if they leave their PC unlocked, thanks!!

With regards to the batch file.. I have no idea, sorry, just wanted to let you know I thought it was hilarious.
 

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Yea iv done that at school before, and the teachers actually unplug their comps and restart them. Its funny.
 

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Toshiba Satellite L505D-S9565
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Windows 7 Home Premium x64, Mac OS X 10.6.2 x64
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AMD Athlon X2 Dual-Core 2.1 GHz
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Toshiba Built-In with Insyde H20 BIOS 1.40
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4 GB DDR2 800 MHz
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ATI Radeon HD Mobility 3100 Graphics 256MB to 1468 MB Shared
Sound Card
Realtek Mobile ALC272 HD Audio
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15.6" TFT LCD with TruBrite, Samsung 1080p HDTV
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1366x768, 1920x1080
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❶:Main: Toshiba 250 GB SATA 5400 RPM
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N/A
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Built-in/Open window in winter :P
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Built-in
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Build-in Symantics SmartTouch Pad
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55 MB/sec Down, 9 MB/sec Up
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❷:Backup: Seagate FreeAgent Desk USB 2.0 5400 RPM
❸:Media: Toshiba 640 GB USB 2.0 5400 RPM Portable Edition
Well,, This whole process could not necessarily be completely automated through batch scripting, without doing some major scripting... is this on a 7 system?

If so, Powershell would be the better solution. I might be able to work something up.

This would take some time, and someone may come up with something before me.

If you can create the screen shot yourself, then a simple regkey file would work.

This would be a harmless prank, so, I'll see what I can come up with, when I get time.
 

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