Call from Windows Technical Support (again)

GEWB

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Call from Windows Technical Support (again). :sarc:

These boys never give up. Got two calls from them so far today, fourth call this week.

As I had time to kill I decided to engage the caller - again. I try to waste their time until they hang up (it's a game for me). :party: Earlier this week one guy finally said "Go **** yourself" and hung up.

This last call I asked him why he is spying on me but that wasn't enough. I finally asked him "Does your mother know what you are doing?" :devil2:

That did it - now he really got flowery with "Don't ever talk about my mother! Go *** yourself you ***** **** stupid American" then he hung up.:what:

Maybe next time I'll ask him what he's wearing...:roflmao:

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These guys never call me. If they did, I would crank up a Linux OS and have some fun.
 

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I had one call from them about a month ago. I kept misunderstanding what they said. They were getting very upset with me. It's quite fun to mess with these people! I wish they'd call me more often.
 

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If they did, I would crank up a Linux OS and have some fun.

Yup I've done that - wasted 20 minutes of his time. Even got bumped up to a "senior technician".

Started out with the keyboard. Mind you, I started PC computing on the old IBM clicky keyboard (one of the best ever made!) and that does not have a "Windows" key. And so we continued...
He: "Click the Windows key."
Me: "What's that"
He: "Look at your keyboard - it's on the left next to the Control key"
Me: "You mean Alt?"
He: "No, the Windows key. It looks like a flag."
Me: "What flag? USA?"
He: "No, like the Windows flag. Click the Windows flag key."
Me: "No such thing."
He: "Look at the bottom row of keys: Control, Windows, Alt, space bar. See?"
Me "No."
He: "What do you mean? What do you have? Read them to me left to right."
Me: "Control, Alt, space bar, Alt, Control."
He: "Can't be, look again."
This went on for several minutes. After the "senior technician" got on I told him I use an original IBM keyboard - he had no idea, so then we started to use the start menu run search box (but I was booted into Linux).
He: "Click the Start button."
Me: "I don't have a button called Start."
He: "Hold your mouse over the button at the lower left of your screen - see the Start label?"
Me: "I get Menu."
This went on for a long time. He finally asked what Windows I was using. "Windows? I don't use Windows, I'm using Linux Mint."

"Why are you wasting my time, a** ****." Click.

That one was fun.

Regards,
GEWB
 

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Great work, the longer you can keep them at it, the less time they have ripping off others :thumbsup:
 

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Yea I never get to have any fun :(
 

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So what is it that "they" are trying to achieve?

Hack your system?
 

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What ever a person allows them to do
Access system/ get payment/......
Possibilities are endless.
 

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i7-5930K 2nd i9-9940x both water blocked VRM's too
Motherboard
ASUS SABERTOOTH X99 2nd ASUS x299 Apex
Memory
Trident-z 3200C14 2nd Trident-z 3600C16
Graphics Card(s)
EVGA 1080ti ftw3 2nd Titan Xp both water blocked
Sound Card
Built-in Realtek
Monitor(s) Displays
1-AOC G2460PG 24"G-Sync 144Hz/ 2nd 1-ASUS VG248QE 24" 144Hz
Screen Resolution
1920 x 1080 144Hz
Hard Drives
2-Samsung M.2 Evo & Evo Plus
2-Samsung 850 EVO 500GB SSD's/ 3-2.5 W.D. Black 1tb-&3-1tb/3-3.5 WD Black 1tb hdd's
PSU
EVGA SuperNOVA 1000-P2 2nd 1200-P2
Case
2-Corsair Obsidian Series 450D Black ATX Mid Tower
Cooling
Custom water loops
Keyboard
Logitech G710+/ 2nd Logitech G910
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2-RedDragon M901 Perdition 16400 dpi Gaming mouse = wired
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Comcast Ping 19ms 89.31mbps download speed 6.12mbps upload
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Malwarebytes Pro/ Superantispyware Pro
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FireFox & Pale moon
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My Computer

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PC/Desktop
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Custom build
OS
Windows 7 Home Premium
CPU
i5-3570k
Motherboard
ASUS Sabertooth z77
Memory
16 GB DDR3 G Skill Sniper
Graphics Card(s)
GIGABYTE GeForce GTX 970 GV-N970WF3OC-4GD
Monitor(s) Displays
ASUS ROG PG278Q
Screen Resolution
2560x1440@60Hz/120Hz/144Hz
Hard Drives
56GB KINGSTON SVP200S37A60G
512GB Crucial MX100
1863GB Seagate ST2000DM001-1CH164
2795GB Seagate ST3000DM001-9YN166
PSU
Corsair GS800
Case
Storm Trooper Stryker White
Keyboard
Logitech G910 Orion Spark
Mouse
Logitech G502
Antivirus
MSE
Browser
Firefox/Chrome
Other Info
Logitech G633
Logitech Mouse Matt

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GEWB

You could fool around a bit with the "support person" that is calling you.

Make a virtual machine, and then have some tool to see his IP address and watch the show, grab some popcorn.
 

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Custom build
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16 GB DDR3 G Skill Sniper
Graphics Card(s)
GIGABYTE GeForce GTX 970 GV-N970WF3OC-4GD
Monitor(s) Displays
ASUS ROG PG278Q
Screen Resolution
2560x1440@60Hz/120Hz/144Hz
Hard Drives
56GB KINGSTON SVP200S37A60G
512GB Crucial MX100
1863GB Seagate ST2000DM001-1CH164
2795GB Seagate ST3000DM001-9YN166
PSU
Corsair GS800
Case
Storm Trooper Stryker White
Keyboard
Logitech G910 Orion Spark
Mouse
Logitech G502
Antivirus
MSE
Browser
Firefox/Chrome
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Logitech G633
Logitech Mouse Matt
answer the phone next time they call and boot up a virtual machine and have fun with them
 

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