Cannot update to IE10/11. Cannot remove IE9 either

[unstableone]

Hi.
Today I finally decided to update IE, but unfortunately windows update failed(see screenshot). I downloaded a standalone IE10 package and tried to install it, but it didn't help either. Then I decided to uninstall IE9 before installing IE 10. Alas, uninstalling it from windows updates list didn't work.
Then I decided to remove IE9 by turning it off in "Windows features", but instead of features list, the system showed me an empty list. After some research, I followed instructions written here. That fixed Windows Features list, but still I was unable to disable IE this way.

Then I tried running following in elevated command prompt:

FORFILES /P %WINDIR%\servicing\Packages /M Microsoft-Windows-InternetExplorer-*9.*.mum /c "cmd /c echo Uninstalling package @fname && start /w pkgmgr /up:@fname /norestart"

Here are results:

Uninstalling package "Microsoft-Windows-InternetExplorer-Optional-Package~31bf38
56ad364e35~amd64~en-US~9.4.8112.16421"
Uninstalling package "Microsoft-Windows-InternetExplorer-Optional-Package~31bf38
56ad364e35~amd64~~9.4.8112.16421"
Uninstalling package "Microsoft-Windows-InternetExplorer-Package-MiniLP~31bf3856
ad364e35~amd64~en-US~9.4.8112.16421"
Uninstalling package "Microsoft-Windows-InternetExplorer-Package-TopLevel~31bf38
56ad364e35~amd64~~9.4.8112.16421"
Uninstalling package "Microsoft-Windows-InternetExplorer-Package~31bf3856ad364e3
5~amd64~en-US~9.4.8112.16421"
Uninstalling package "Microsoft-Windows-InternetExplorer-Package~31bf3856ad364e3
5~amd64~~9.4.8112.16421"
Uninstalling package "Microsoft-Windows-InternetExplorer-VistaPlus-Update~31bf38
56ad364e35~amd64~~9.4.8112.16421"

Unfortunately, it didn't actually uninstall IE9.
[sfc /scannow] ran successfully, no problems here.

SURT Logs attached. I would appreciate any advice.

 

[ICIT2LOL]

Hello and welcome standalone mate some system specs please http://www.sevenforums.com/tutorials/180324-system-info-see-your-system-specs.html

Now you said you tried a stand alone install I am not sure what that means but was it this Download Internet Explorer 11 - Microsoft Windows > check the language version

Before you do that though please run this in safe mode
http://www.sevenforums.com/tutorials/433-disk-check.html< if necessary include the /f and /r in the command line as per Option2
as it sounds as if your machine is in a bit of a pickle