Chicken Feathers as Fuel

[Antman]

I was asked once, how do I get down from my horse, and I told them I can't get down from my horse, I can only get down from my duck.

Chuckle. I saw your duck at the pharmacy yesterday. He was picking up a prescription. For Viagara. Something about a horse. But anyway, the clerk said the cost was $8. The duck said, "Put it on my bill."

 

[jfar]

I like it.

 

[Antman]

On the way out of the drug store, I saw an old blind man swinging his guide dog over his head. I was a bit concerned and asked the old man, "Can I help you?"

He said, "No, I'm just having a look around."

 

[Tews]

Ya can't write stuff like this! :roflmao:

 

[Antman]

That only makes me wonder what they do with the other five billion pounds of feathers each year...

 

[chuckr]

Chicken salad gives me gas.

Especially if it's biodegradable fuel

Today's question is "Is it Sustainable ?"

I guess "Green" is important too...

I'm a little behind with the buzzwords.

 

[Zidane24]

Colonel Sanders (my Ancestor) knew about this and placed it in his 11 herbs and Spices book. This book documents all technology related to chickens in the past present and the future. In his will he instructed his lawyers to only open the book once per year and to only read one chapter. Such inventions from the book were flight, eggs, chicken nuggets, chicken sandwiches, and more than one can even think of. This year the book contained valuable info on how to use feathers as a fuel source...who knows what next year will contain

 

[sergiogarcia9]

:shock:

 

[jfar]

I was asked once, how do I get down from my horse, and I told them I can't get down from my horse, I can only get down from my duck.

Chuckle. I saw your duck at the pharmacy yesterday. He was picking up a prescription. For Viagara. Something about a horse. But anyway, the clerk said the cost was $8. The duck said, "Put it on my bill."

Talking about Viagra, at our local old folks home, they started issuing Viagra to all the male patients who were over 85, someone commented to the person who allocated funds for the home saying, surely this is an awful waste of the tax payers money, why are you giving it to men as old as this, and the reply was that it stopped them rolling out of the bed at night and breaking their bones, which would cost the tax payer a lot more in the long run.

 

[Antman]

One morning, two 80-year-old men sat talking about the weather and the latest in medical science and such, when one brings up the latest male medical miracle, Viagra.

The other elderly man isn't familiar with Viagra and asks the first man what is it for.

The first man says, "It's the greatest thing I've ever known. The Fountain of Youth! Makes you feel like a man of thirty."


The second man then asks, "Can you get it over the counter?"


"You probably could, if you took two pills," replies the first man.

 

[sergiogarcia9]

One morning, two 80-year-old men sat talking about the weather and the latest in medical science and such, when one brings up the latest male medical miracle, Viagra.

The other elderly man isn't familiar with Viagra and asks the first man what is it for.

The first man says, "It's the greatest thing I've ever known. The Fountain of Youth! Makes you feel like a man of thirty."


The second man then asks, "Can you get it over the counter?"


"You probably could, if you took two pills," replies the first man.

:roflmao: That is one of the funniest things i've ever heard!

 

[Antman]

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.


The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her it is still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner.


So, that night at dinner, she does. About a week later she's back at the doctor's office.

She says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you suggested. It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, rakes all the food and dishes off the table, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravishes me right then and there on the table."


The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."


"Naah..." she says, "that's okay. We wouldn't go back to that restaurant anyway."

 

[sergiogarcia9]

:roflmao: Not as funny as the last one, but still cracks me up

 

[Antman]

1429

 

[Dinesh]

God bless America.....

those FEATHERS are more important than you realize.

Now those feathers could power my motor any day

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

 

[Crypto]

Mc would be glad to sponser this.

 

[jfar]

He's come a long way since the ould farm, hasn't he.

 

[Zidane24]

Colonel Sanders (my Ancestor) knew about this and placed it in his 11 herbs and Spices book. This book documents all technology related to chickens in the past present and the future. In his will he instructed his lawyers to only open the book once per year and to only read one chapter. Such inventions from the book were flight, eggs, chicken nuggets, chicken sandwiches, and more than one can even think of. This year the book contained valuable info on how to use feathers as a fuel source...who knows what next year will contain

Might I remind you that McDonald's would be in copyright infringement...it is a KFC idea

 

[Antman]

Might I remind you that McDonald's would be in copyright infringement...it is a KFC idea

Horsefeathers!


.

 

[Zidane24]

Might I remind you that McDonald's would be in copyright infringement...it is a KFC idea

Horsefeathers!

The Colonel hasn't commented in his book on other technological advances for anything besides chicken...I would contact either Hardees or McDonalds about that

Could you ask them where my horse named Angus went?