Cleverbot

[Captain Zero]

This thing is supposed to be a revolution in AI so I tried it. Maybe I'm doing it wrong?

http://www.cleverbot.com/

 

[Airbot]

LMAO, I think it's working alright for me. This thing is hilarious.





A continuation..

I don't know exactly how it knew I was a bot. :shock:

 

[Barman58]

Erm !

@Airbot I think it should be called Smart@$$
:roflmao:

 

[Airbot]

I think I confused it.

 

[The Sly Assassin]

hahaha, i had a lovely argument with it. >.

 

[Dwarf]

This should be used purely and simply for entertainment purposes. I've tried it, and some of its response can be, shall we say, quite amusing.

My Input. Cleverbot's Response.

What is a question?
Do you like jokes???
Go on.
Who is your family?
Leave my family out of this.
Put the rabbit down, Kate.
Who is Kate?
I don't know any Kate.
I'm confused.
I'm very cold.
What is the rabbit's name?
Shadow.
Your shadow or my shadow?
An avatar is the second shadow of a person or a process.
What is the first shadow?
Don't know.
I thought you were clever.
I thought you were Cleverbot.
If I am Cleverbot, who are you?
I am a person talking to Cleverbot.
But you're Cleverbot, aren't you, so you must be talking to yourself.
Aren't you Cleverbot.
NO.
Then what are you?
I'm me.
You are Barrack Obama, aren't you?
Who's he?
He created you.
Why do crabs walk sideways?
I don't know him.

And so it goes on. Quite witty really, it reminds me of the famous Eliza program.

 

[Captain Zero]

I wanna slap it.

 

[Mercurial]

Me: Who owns Microsoft?
Cleverbot: Bill Gates.
Me: do you love Windows 7?
Cleverbot:No. Am I Bill Gates?
Me: Do you have to be Bill Gates to love Windows 7?
Cleverbot: No. Animals are alive.
Me: Amen

Lol.

 

[Airbot]

ROFLMAO, Dwarf....I didn't know Barrack Obama created you?


This one's hilarious.

 

[Dwarf]

ROFLMAO, Dwarf....I didn't know Barrack Obama created you?

No, neither did I. No wonder I'm confused.

Who is Barrack Obama?
What do you think about Barrack Obama?
Who is he?
The president of the USA.
I'm the president.
What are you president of?
The USA.
You are young.
How old are you?
Not young.
Who is Airbot?
You are AI.
What is Airbot's relation to Barrack Obama?
Yes, we can manipulate him, however we want. Ever wonder why his daughters are going to go to Sidwell Friends school? That's a quaker school!

:roflmao: I didn't know you were a Quaker, Aaron.

 

[Mercurial]

lol its biased

 

[Orbital Shark]

I stopped after saying 1 thing :roflmao:

 

[Mercurial]

I think I caused it to think loop. LOL

Me: No, Think again.
Cleverbot : _

buttons still grayed out lmao. atm
its been 7 minutes XD

 

[Orbital Shark]

I think it's had too much input!


Poor thing is confused :roflmao:

 

[smarteyeball]

This thing is awesome



It likes to argue though

 

[Captain Zero]

Had to make a poster out of this one...

 

[Mercurial]

Lols Three little pigs...

 

[theCount]

I am actually having a pretty meaningful conversation with cleverbot right now, must be something to do with my mindset...

 

[Dwarf]

If you want to discover how I found out that Barack Obama is the Wolf in The Three Little Pigs, read on.

What is the story of The Three Little Pigs?
It is full of big words you wouldn't understand. Go play away!
What words?
Astute.
Is that the name of the Wolf?
Is that a question?
I repeat. Is that the name of the Wolf?
What do you think of Barack Obama?
Why? Is he the Wolf?
Ok then why do I have more members?
Just tell the story of The Three Little Pigs, will you.
The three little pigs didn't went fishing.
What weren't they fishing for?
A conversation with you.
Is that me or you?
Stop it, you're not an interesting conversationalist.
Oh, getting a bit touchy, are we?
Random is as random does, bot.
Meaning?
If you don't have the internet then how are we communicating over the internet?
Say what?
That you are human.
I'm not sure. What do you think? Am I a Pig or a Wolf?
My responses have not been irrational or out of context, have yours?
Did the Wolf go fishing?
You sunk my jinga jam.
?
Did the Wolf go fishing?
How do I know, I'm asking you!
Asking me what?
Is the Wolf the president of the USA?
I think so.

 

[Orbital Shark]

At 1 point you think there's a real person taking

Me: Hi, what is the meaning of life?
CB: The meaning of lif is life with no meaning.
ME: So, there is no meaning to our existence?
CB: How dark are you. Yes, if you take it literally, there is no meaning of life.
ME: On a lighter note, tell me about Red Riding Hood.
CB: Is your chair comfortable?
ME: Yes
CB: Is your name Dana?
ME: No, how did you come to that conclusion?
CB: Tht was a question, not an assumption.
ME: Oh, sorry, no it's Johnny.
CB: Johnny it's good to meat you.

Then it goes random

ME: Thanks, so are you going to tell me about Red Riding Hood?
CB: I thought you wanted to call me Geo!

:roflmao: