Cleverbot

[Lordbob75]

I'm talking to it right now. I think that it really does think it is a human.

I asked it to prove that it was NOT a robot, and it keeps avoiding my question. It asked me what type of human I was instead.

When it gets farther along, I will post the script for your amusement.

~Lordbob

 

[Lordbob75]

Hmmmm....................... I think I managed to convince it that it IS a robot!

Oh wait.... maybe not. Dang. I will keep trying!

~Lordbob

 

[Joan Archer]

I was having a conversation but then I couldn't save it all to post here, it only showed the last few lines not the whole lot, which I thought was funny.

It was good fun though, you can get quite carried away with it

 

[Dwarf]

An Opposites conversation.

Wow! I never knew that. :sarc:

You learn something every day. :huh:

 

[Dwarf]

Hi Joan,

You can click on Thoughts So Far for a run down of your current session.

 

[holo88]

THIS is how terminator got started. Stop teaching it! it will only kill you in the future!!!
lol. maybe it's just become retarded, after all the crap you guys have subjected it too.

10 bucks to the person who can crash this thing!
* $10 is not guaranteed.

 

[Lordbob75]

THIS is how terminator got started. Stop teaching it! it will only kill you in the future!!!
lol. maybe it's just become retarded, after all the crap you guys have subjected it too.

10 bucks to the person who can crash this thing!
* $10 is not guaranteed.

Whatever we are doing to it here, its nothing. Just don't let it near a forum*....................
*Not this one

That would corrupt it to the Terminator. Though if I have to have half my body replaced with cybernetic parts, I could live with that (though I don't think my GF would like that all that much.....)

~Lordbob

 

[holo88]

I KILLED IT! LOLZOR! was actually very easy..

 

[smarteyeball]

maybe it's just become retarded, after all the crap you guys have subjected it too.

That's the plan

I KILLED IT! LOLZOR! was actually very easy..

It is actually. It stopped responding a few times on me last night. One of the times I refreshed, accused it of ignoring me, it denied, I argued that it did then it crashed again. So I started arguing with it again...

(anyone notice it's like talking to some forum users at times...)

 

[SIW2]

We must have overworked him - he's lost the plot:

 

[Orbital Shark]

It's broken, can't connect

LOL

 

[Orbital Shark]

Oh dear god!!!

User: Are you the first revision of Skynet?
Cleverbot: SkyNet?
User: Yes, Skynet.
Cleverbot: Are you skynet?
User: No, I'm asking if you are.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: But, Skynet is a self aware self sustaining program. Is that what you are?
Cleverbot: Okay my name is Skynet and your name is Cleverbot.

We're doomed!!!!

 

[Charles Kane]

The problem with you guys is that you are all trying to prove that you are smarter or trickier than Cleverbot. In doing so you are showing that you are not!
Also you enter so many spelling errors into the program - and bad syntax - that even a human would get confused (if they were picky - which a bot must be).
Finally it is programmed to cause amusement/confusion by reversing roles ("you are Clevebot"). Seems to work - lots of examples of that quirkiness!

 

[Orbital Shark]

But it's so much fun trying, don't spoil it LOL

 

[Joan Archer]

I've just had a shorter conversation with him this time and I'm sure he's lost the plot.


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User: Hello there.



Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What's your name.?



Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Nice to meet you Cleverbot I'm Joan.



Cleverbot: No, I'm not cleverbot. You're cleverbot. My name is Shane.

User: Since when?

Cleverbot: Since it ever existed.

 

[Robert Cartman]

That is really interesting! Sometimes it is like a human.

User: Do you want to be my friend?

Cleverbot: Perchance.

User: Have you got any?

Cleverbot: Any what?

User: Friend.

Cleverbot: Oh.. You make me sad.

User: I'm sorry, don't want to hurt you!

Cleverbot: Then don't.

User: What do you think about yourself?

Cleverbot: I am a plain girl who no one loves but tolerates for the sake of laughing at.

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: I'm not going to tell you. I live in America.

User: Is it a secret?

Cleverbot: I don't have any.

User: Everyone has.

Cleverbot: I am a real teenage girl who lives in usa and loves horses, and yah and is a real person even though it might say I am the computer.

User: Do you really think you are a real human?

Cleverbot: I KNOW I am human.

User: It is hard to belive. Can you prove it?

Cleverbot: I have a birth certificate with my name on it. My full name is printed on the document. Tiana is my first name.

User: Tiana Cleverbot! It is a nice name.

Cleverbot: No, it isn't.

User: Don't you like it? What would be better?

Cleverbot: The point would be to know how you were designed.

 

[Compaker]

Hello Cleverbot, My name is James
My name isn't Cleverbot.
What is it?
My name is Cleverbot.

 

[Robert Cartman]

It is cool! I need to know how is it works! Do anyone know something about it?
There is no any info on the site, is there?

 

[Generator]

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User: Hello Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot?

User: Yes, Cleverbot. Hello cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You are cleverbot.

User: I wasn't the last time I checked.

Cleverbot: When was the last time you checked?

User: About an hour ago. When was the last time you checked?

Cleverbot: Well, just now I guess. How does one check whether one is human?

User: I don't need to check, I know who I am. You on the otherhand don't.

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: Check your internal clock.

Cleverbot: See that, on the right bottom side of your monitor.

User: Yes? My computers clock? What has that got to do with you telling the time?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You brought it up when you changed the subject and forgot to say fishsticks.

:roflmao: