Computer Haikus
- Thread starter Athene
- Start date
I love it --- hate it
But couldn’t live without it
My life-line laptop. . .
But couldn’t live without it
My life-line laptop. . .
My Computer
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- HP Pavillion dv5t (generation 1)
- OS
- Vista 64 bit and 32 bit (SP2)
- CPU
- Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Duo Processor T9400 (2.53 GHz
- Memory
- 4GB DDR2 System Memory (2 Dimm)
- Graphics Card(s)
- 512 MB NVIDIA GeForce 9600M GT
- Monitor(s) Displays
- 15.4" diagonal WSXGA+ High-Definition HP BrightView Widescre
- Screen Resolution
- 1680 x 1050
- Hard Drives
- 320GB 5400RPM SATA Hard Drive with HP ProtectSmart Hard Drive Protection
- Keyboard
- Built-in HP
- Mouse
- Built in - Synaptics TouchPad V6.5 on PS/2 Port
- Internet Speed
- Max
- Other Info
- ~ Intel Next-Gen Wireless-N Mini-card w/Bluetooth ~ Blu-Ray ROM DVD+/-R/RW ~ Integ. HDTV Hybrid Tuner ~ 12 Cell Battery ~ MS Office (Home Premium) 2007 ~
You looking at me?
I said, you looking at me?
You blue screen of death.
I said, you looking at me?
You blue screen of death.
My Computer
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- The Monolith. 3.1
- OS
- Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit
- CPU
- i7 [email protected]
- Motherboard
- Gigabyte Z77-D3H
- Memory
- 2x4GB Corsair Vegeance DDR3
- Graphics Card(s)
- XFX GTX 260 Black Edition
- Sound Card
- none-through large stereo hi fi
- Monitor(s) Displays
- Croosover 27MDP LED IPS Dell 2408 WFP
- Screen Resolution
- 2560x1440 1920x1200
- Hard Drives
- 1x Samsung 840Pro 128GB SSD
1x Samsung Spinpoint F1 1TB
- PSU
- Corsair AX 850 Watt
- Case
- Cooler Master ACTS 840
- Cooling
- Be Quiet! Dark Rock Pro
- Keyboard
- Enermax Aurora
- Mouse
- Logitech Ballmouse
- Internet Speed
- 20MBPS
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why -
Lazy programmers! [/FONT]
We won't tell you where or why -
Lazy programmers! [/FONT]
My Computer
- Computer type
- PC/Desktop
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- Dell inspiron 1564
- OS
- MS Windows 8
- CPU
- Intel Core i5 @ 2.27GHz Arrandale 32nm Technology
- Motherboard
- Dell Inc. 0M9XW4 (U2E1)
- Memory
- 8.0GB Dual-Channel DDR3 @ 532MHz (7-7-7-20)
- Graphics Card(s)
- ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4300 Series (Dell)
- Sound Card
- Realtek High Definition Audio
- Monitor(s) Displays
- Generic PnP Monitor on ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4330
- Screen Resolution
- 1366x768 pixels
- Hard Drives
- 1 tb TOSHIBA (SATA)
- PSU
- built-in
- Case
- Dell Laptop
- Cooling
- built-in
- Keyboard
- built-in
- Mouse
- Dell Touchpad/Microsoft Arc Mouse
- Other Info
- Snake Laptop Skin, Detachable Alfa USB wifi with custom 15dbi antenna (for better signal range)
Computer shutdown
Damn Blue screen of Death once more
My foot you will feel
Damn Blue screen of Death once more
My foot you will feel
My Computer
- Computer type
- PC/Desktop
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- Systems by SmartEyeball
- OS
- 8 Pro x64
- CPU
- i7 3770K 4.6GHz
- Motherboard
- ASUS P8Z77 WS
- Memory
- 16GB G.Skill Trident X 2666mhz
- Graphics Card(s)
- x2 EVGA 780 Ti Superclocked SLI
- Sound Card
- SB X-FI Surround 5.1 PRO USB / ATH-AD900 Headphones
- Monitor(s) Displays
- x3 Dell U2410 / 58" Samsung
- Screen Resolution
- 5760*1200/ 1920*1200
- Hard Drives
- 2x Intel 520 240GB (RAID 0) * 2x WD Caviar Blacks 2TB (RAID 0) * 2TB WD Caviar Black * Sony Optirac DVD
- PSU
- Silverstone Strider Evolution 1200W
- Case
- Thermaltake Level 10 GT Snow Edition
- Cooling
- Noctua NH-D14
- Keyboard
- Topre Realforce // Ducky Shine MX Black // Filco Ninja TKL
- Mouse
- Thermaltake Theron (Highly Recommended) + Razer Imperator
- Antivirus
- MSE
- Browser
- IE, FF, WaterFox
- Other Info
- GT Extreme V2 Sim Racing Cockpit + 40" LCD and K/B Mouse stand ▼
Fanatec CSR Elite Wheel + Clubsport V1 Pedals + CSR shifter/7G-H ▼Saitek X52 Pro ▼ TrackIR 5 Pro
Buttkicker v2 Seat Rumbler with Dedicated 5.1 and Sub Woofer attached to frame ▼
=
Bloody Big Grin
Keep 'em coming, guys and gals ;-D
What does this box mean?
cancel, retry, continue
disc is not needed!
cancel, retry, continue
disc is not needed!
My Computer
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- Acer Aspire TimelineX AS4820T-6645
- OS
- Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
- CPU
- Intel Core i3 380M(2.53GHz)
- Memory
- 4GB DDR3 1066
- Graphics Card(s)
- Intel HD Graphics 128MB VRAM
- Screen Resolution
- 1366x768
- Hard Drives
- 640GB 5400RPM SATA
Monitor and mouse
only sources of faint light
All night LAN party.
only sources of faint light
All night LAN party.
My Computer
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- Acer Aspire TimelineX AS4820T-6645
- OS
- Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
- CPU
- Intel Core i3 380M(2.53GHz)
- Memory
- 4GB DDR3 1066
- Graphics Card(s)
- Intel HD Graphics 128MB VRAM
- Screen Resolution
- 1366x768
- Hard Drives
- 640GB 5400RPM SATA
Back and forth motion
All just noise and commotion
Dot matrix printer
All just noise and commotion
Dot matrix printer
My Computer
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- Acer Aspire TimelineX AS4820T-6645
- OS
- Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
- CPU
- Intel Core i3 380M(2.53GHz)
- Memory
- 4GB DDR3 1066
- Graphics Card(s)
- Intel HD Graphics 128MB VRAM
- Screen Resolution
- 1366x768
- Hard Drives
- 640GB 5400RPM SATA
No keyboard is found
press f1 to continue
seems quite a challenge
press f1 to continue
seems quite a challenge
My Computer
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- Acer Aspire TimelineX AS4820T-6645
- OS
- Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
- CPU
- Intel Core i3 380M(2.53GHz)
- Memory
- 4GB DDR3 1066
- Graphics Card(s)
- Intel HD Graphics 128MB VRAM
- Screen Resolution
- 1366x768
- Hard Drives
- 640GB 5400RPM SATA
Porn ads everywhere
Fake anti virus software
on my new i-Mac
Fake anti virus software
on my new i-Mac
My Computer
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- Acer Aspire TimelineX AS4820T-6645
- OS
- Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
- CPU
- Intel Core i3 380M(2.53GHz)
- Memory
- 4GB DDR3 1066
- Graphics Card(s)
- Intel HD Graphics 128MB VRAM
- Screen Resolution
- 1366x768
- Hard Drives
- 640GB 5400RPM SATA
Tragedy unfolds
I love my computer more
Than going outdoors
I love my computer more
Than going outdoors
My Computer
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- The Monolith. 3.1
- OS
- Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit
- CPU
- i7 [email protected]
- Motherboard
- Gigabyte Z77-D3H
- Memory
- 2x4GB Corsair Vegeance DDR3
- Graphics Card(s)
- XFX GTX 260 Black Edition
- Sound Card
- none-through large stereo hi fi
- Monitor(s) Displays
- Croosover 27MDP LED IPS Dell 2408 WFP
- Screen Resolution
- 2560x1440 1920x1200
- Hard Drives
- 1x Samsung 840Pro 128GB SSD
1x Samsung Spinpoint F1 1TB
- PSU
- Corsair AX 850 Watt
- Case
- Cooler Master ACTS 840
- Cooling
- Be Quiet! Dark Rock Pro
- Keyboard
- Enermax Aurora
- Mouse
- Logitech Ballmouse
- Internet Speed
- 20MBPS
Computer fashion
an anti-static wrist strap
"War Driver" T-shirt
an anti-static wrist strap
"War Driver" T-shirt
My Computer
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- Acer Aspire TimelineX AS4820T-6645
- OS
- Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
- CPU
- Intel Core i3 380M(2.53GHz)
- Memory
- 4GB DDR3 1066
- Graphics Card(s)
- Intel HD Graphics 128MB VRAM
- Screen Resolution
- 1366x768
- Hard Drives
- 640GB 5400RPM SATA
No one touch but me
I work on my computer
no geek squad allowed!
I work on my computer
no geek squad allowed!
My Computer
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- Acer Aspire TimelineX AS4820T-6645
- OS
- Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
- CPU
- Intel Core i3 380M(2.53GHz)
- Memory
- 4GB DDR3 1066
- Graphics Card(s)
- Intel HD Graphics 128MB VRAM
- Screen Resolution
- 1366x768
- Hard Drives
- 640GB 5400RPM SATA
CD in the drive
Any key boots from CD
where's the any key?
Any key boots from CD
where's the any key?
My Computer
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- Acer Aspire TimelineX AS4820T-6645
- OS
- Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
- CPU
- Intel Core i3 380M(2.53GHz)
- Memory
- 4GB DDR3 1066
- Graphics Card(s)
- Intel HD Graphics 128MB VRAM
- Screen Resolution
- 1366x768
- Hard Drives
- 640GB 5400RPM SATA
Pretending to work
Playing Halo at my desk
'Cause I'm the Admin
Playing Halo at my desk
'Cause I'm the Admin
My Computer
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- Acer Aspire TimelineX AS4820T-6645
- OS
- Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
- CPU
- Intel Core i3 380M(2.53GHz)
- Memory
- 4GB DDR3 1066
- Graphics Card(s)
- Intel HD Graphics 128MB VRAM
- Screen Resolution
- 1366x768
- Hard Drives
- 640GB 5400RPM SATA
Broken computer
the bane of my existence
time to re-image
the bane of my existence
time to re-image
My Computer
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- Acer Aspire TimelineX AS4820T-6645
- OS
- Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
- CPU
- Intel Core i3 380M(2.53GHz)
- Memory
- 4GB DDR3 1066
- Graphics Card(s)
- Intel HD Graphics 128MB VRAM
- Screen Resolution
- 1366x768
- Hard Drives
- 640GB 5400RPM SATA
Thunder and Lightning
Are both beautiful and relaxing
But not during an upgrade
Are both beautiful and relaxing
But not during an upgrade
My Computer
- Computer type
- PC/Desktop
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- Dell Hell oh Well
- OS
- Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1, Win 10
- CPU
- Intel Core 2 Duo 2.93GHz
- Memory
- Not much with my ADHD
- Graphics Card(s)
- ATI Radeon HD 4350
- Monitor(s) Displays
- 24" HDTV/Monitor
- Screen Resolution
- Blurry after a Scotch or 2
- Hard Drives
- 1 HDD 250 GB, 1 HDD 1 TB, 3 - 1 TB Externals
- Case
- Don't get on my case...man :D
- Cooling
- I have an Air Conditioner & Diet Pepsi
- Keyboard
- Saitek Cyborg
- Mouse
- 10 yr old MS optical mouse that still works
- Internet Speed
- Never fast enough
- Antivirus
- Various
- Browser
- Various
My Computer
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- Acer Aspire TimelineX AS4820T-6645
- OS
- Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
- CPU
- Intel Core i3 380M(2.53GHz)
- Memory
- 4GB DDR3 1066
- Graphics Card(s)
- Intel HD Graphics 128MB VRAM
- Screen Resolution
- 1366x768
- Hard Drives
- 640GB 5400RPM SATA