Confession from Torrent Users !!!

jimbo45

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Hi all
not sure if this has been posted before but browsing on the web I came across this

enjoy !


Our Bill, who art in Microsoft,
hallowed be thy OS.
Thy Escrow come,
thy build be done,
on earth as it is in Se7en
Give us this leak our daily fix.
And forgive us our torrent abuse,
as we forgive those who wont share this info.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from Vista.
For thine is the Se7ev, the power and the performance. for ever and ever. Amen

Cheers
jimbo
 

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For those who struggle to read the above (i did!);

Our Bill, who art in Microsoft,
hallowed be thy OS.
Thy Escrow come,
thy build be done,
on earth as it is in Se7en
Give us this leak our daily fix.
And forgive us our torrent abuse,
as we forgive those who wont share this info.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from Vista.
For thine is the Se7ev, the power and the performance. for ever and ever. Amen


Good one jimbo :D
 

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i had to use windows magnifier to read this.
 

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Have mercy on the eyes of the senior members... Help a brother out! :roflmao:
 

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Hi there

Yes - great stuff -- bit of a while ago since then.

Anyway I did mention that I saw it on the web - wasn't "claiming it as my own" like some do.

Cheers

jimbo
 

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Intel i7 Intel i5
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8GB, 16GB
Graphics Card(s)
On Motherboard
Sound Card
Realtek HD audio
Monitor(s) Displays
Apple Cinema display, Samsung LCD
Screen Resolution
1920 X 1080
Hard Drives
4 X 1TB SATA
Mouse
Toshiba wireless laser
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> 20MB up
Hi there

Yes - great stuff -- bit of a while ago since then.

Anyway I did mention that I saw it on the web - wasn't "claiming it as my own" like some do.

Cheers

jimbo

Never said you were mate :D

It was a while ago, I'd had a few when I thought of that :roflmao:
 

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NVIDIA GeForce 6150SE nForce 430
Screen Resolution
1024x768
Hard Drives
150GB Sata
As a tribute to the above, I took the time and wrote my own prayer. Posted here for the benefit of the other members:

Hail Microsoft, full of disgrace
Your OS is with thee;
Bloated art thou among users
And pirated is the name of thy game, Windows 7
Holy Microsoft, Holder of Copyrights
Pray for us torrenters
Now and at the termination of our Internet service.
 

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As a tribute to the above, I took the time and wrote my own prayer. Posted here for the benefit of the other members:

Hail Microsoft, full of disgrace
Your OS is with thee;
Bloated art thou among users
And pirated is the name of thy game, Windows 7
Holy Microsoft, Holder of Copyrights
Pray for us torrenters
Now and at the termination of our Internet service.
:roflmao:
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Samsung NP530U4B-S02IN
OS
Windows® 8 Pro (64-bit)
CPU
Intel® Core™ i5 Processor 2467M (1.60GHz, 3MB L3 Cache)
Motherboard
Samsung Electronics
Memory
6GB DDR3 System Memory at 1,333MHz (on BD 4GB + 2GB x 1)
Graphics Card(s)
AMD Radeon™ HD7550M 1GB DDR3 (Ext. Graphic)
Sound Card
Realtek High Definition Audio
Monitor(s) Displays
35.56cm (14.0) SuperBright 300nit HD LED Display
Screen Resolution
1366x768
Hard Drives
1TB S-ATA II Hard Drive (5400RPM) with ExpressCache 16GB SSD
Internet Speed
sucks
Antivirus
Microsoft Security Essentials
Browser
Google Chrome (Sync enabled)
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