Dell ... laugh a minute :)

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I had a laugh today with Dell tech support .....
I had to go to a client today that has 4 Identical Dell laptops, 2 Dell PC's and 1 Dell server. They have purchased the dell business support package which isn't worth the paper it's printed on.

One of the laptops crashed and unfortunately the customer hadn't created the recovery discs ... not a problem I'll just reinstall windows and use the OEM product key from the sticker on the underside of the laptop .... problem No Sticker (but the other 3 do have) Checked the invoice from Dell and all is above board & shows Win7 pre installed, contacted MS and they told me that it's a counterfeit version of win7 installed and we should contact Dell. We did this and Dell then proceeded to tell me that they do not ship any laptops with a windows product key sticker affixed to the unit due to security issues. When I explained that I have 3 identical laptops purchased at the same time that clearly have the stickers I was told that I was lying.
I then took pictures and mailed them to dell showing that I did infact have stickers, I was then told that I had edited the images and these weren't genuine. :confused:
Well after allot of pushing shouting and arguing I decided for some reason to remove the battery (dunno why) but low and behold A WINDOWS STICKER :shock:
I called Dell back quoting my ref. number and they pulled up the case history, I then told them that I'd found the product key to which my amazement they told me that this was impossible and that I was again lying just to try and get them to send me a new OEM disc and key free of charge :rolleyes:
 

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PC/Desktop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Self Built
OS
Windows 7 Ultimate 64bit
CPU
AMD Phenom Quad core 9950 black edition
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Gigabyte
Memory
16Gb
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2x XFX Radeon 5850
Sound Card
PCI Express X-Fi Titanium / Logitech G35
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2x HP 2410i
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1920x1080
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2x 500Gb Seagate
1x 300Gb Seagate
1x 1Tb Seagate
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Jean Tech Storm 700W
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Cooler Master COSMOS S
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Akasa Evo Blue Pro
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Logitech G15
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Mad Catz M.M.O. 7
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12mb
That is unbelievable! So they are saying all these Dell OEM stickers are counterfeit? Like this one or the others found with a simple Google search?
 

My Computer

Computer type
Laptop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
HP ENVY 17-1150eg
OS
Windows 10 Pro x64 EN-GB
CPU
1.6 GHz Intel Core i7-720QM Processor
Memory
6 GB
Graphics Card(s)
ATI Mobility Radeon HD 5850 Graphics
Sound Card
Beats sound system with integrated subwoofer
Monitor(s) Displays
17" laptop display, 22" LED and 32" Full HD TV through HDMI
Screen Resolution
1600*900 (1), 1920*1080 (2&3)
Hard Drives
Internal: 2 x 500 GB SATA Hard Disk Drive 7200 rpm
External: 2TB for backups, 3TB USB3 network drive for media
Cooling
As Envy runs a bit warm, I have it on a Cooler Master pad
Keyboard
Logitech diNovo Media Desktop Laser (bluetooth)
Mouse
Logitech Performance Mouse MX
Internet Speed
50/10 Mbps VDSL
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Windows Defender 4.3.9431.0
Browser
Maxthon 3.5.2., IE11
And Dell claims it's all Windows 8's fault their sales have fallen. Maybe its just stupid people running Dell. Maybe that's why Michael wants to buy them back and clean house.

Jim :cool:
 

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PC/Desktop
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Home Built
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Windows 8.1 Pro w/Media Center 64bit, Windows 7 HP 64bit
CPU
Phenom II X6 1100T
Motherboard
ASUS M5A99X EVO
Memory
Crucial Balistic 8gb DDR3-1866 CL9
Graphics Card(s)
MSI R6850 Cyclone IGD5 PE
Sound Card
On Board
Monitor(s) Displays
ASUS VE258Q 25" LED with DVI-HDMI-DisplayPort
Screen Resolution
1920 x 1080
Hard Drives
Two WD Cavier Black 2TB Sata III, WD My Book Essential 2TB USB 3.0
PSU
Seasonic X650 80 Plus GOLD Modular
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Corsair 400R
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Antec Kuhler H2O 620, Two 120mm and four 140mm
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Logitech K120
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Logitech Marble Mouse USB, Logitech Precision Game Pad
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15MB
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Norton IS 2013, Malwarebytes Pro Beta 2
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IE-11, FF-27
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APC UPS ES 750, Netgear WNR3500L Gigabit & Wireless N Router with SamKnows Test Program, Motorola SB6120 Gigabit Cable Modem. Brother HL-2170W Laser Printer, Epson V300 Scanner
Windows 8 PC's don't come with COA stickers so maybe somebody at the "outsourced" call center got confused? Still that's pretty lame saying your lying and making it up?
 

My Computer

Computer type
PC/Desktop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Home Built
OS
Windows 10 Education 64 bit
CPU
AMD Phenom II X4 980 Black Edition Deneb 3.7GHz
Motherboard
Asus M4N68T-M V2 µATX Motherboard
Memory
8GB 4GBx2 Kingston PC10600 DDR3 1333 Memory
Graphics Card(s)
Zotac NVIDIA Geforce GT640 2 Gig DDR3 PCIe
Sound Card
VIA VT1708s High Definition Audio 8-channel Onboard
Monitor(s) Displays
22" LG E2242 1080p and 2 19" I-INC AG191D
Screen Resolution
1280x1024 - 1920x1080 - 1280x1024
Hard Drives
Crucial M100 256 GB SSD and 500 GB WD Blue SATA
PSU
Thermaltake TR 620
Case
Power Up Black ATX Mid-Tower Case
Cooling
Stock heatsink and fan
Keyboard
Logitech Wireless K350 Wave
Mouse
Logitech Wireless M570 Trackman Wheel
Internet Speed
80 Mbps Down 30 Mbps Up
Antivirus
Windows Defender
Browser
Internet Explorer 11
Other Info
HP DVD1040e Lightscribe - External USB2
I've worked at Dell Technical Support in the past. :o
I second that now a days, these so called technical agents are dumb ass.
However, many a times it is also the company's fault by not providing adequate training and hands on experience on new products resulting in assumption theories.
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Samsung NP530U4B-S02IN
OS
Windows® 8 Pro (64-bit)
CPU
Intel® Core™ i5 Processor 2467M (1.60GHz, 3MB L3 Cache)
Motherboard
Samsung Electronics
Memory
6GB DDR3 System Memory at 1,333MHz (on BD 4GB + 2GB x 1)
Graphics Card(s)
AMD Radeon™ HD7550M 1GB DDR3 (Ext. Graphic)
Sound Card
Realtek High Definition Audio
Monitor(s) Displays
35.56cm (14.0) SuperBright 300nit HD LED Display
Screen Resolution
1366x768
Hard Drives
1TB S-ATA II Hard Drive (5400RPM) with ExpressCache 16GB SSD
Internet Speed
sucks
Antivirus
Microsoft Security Essentials
Browser
Google Chrome (Sync enabled)
I find it interesting that they were so sure of themselves that they had no qualms about telling Nick he was lying.

However, many a times it is also the company's fault by not providing adequate training and hands on experience on new products resulting in assumption theories.

That's probably it right there.
 

My Computer

Computer type
PC/Desktop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Self Built
OS
Win 10 Pro x64
CPU
Intel I5-2500K @3.3GHz
Motherboard
Asrock P67 Extreme4
Memory
16GB G.Skill Ripjaws X (4x4GB)
Graphics Card(s)
EVGA GeForce 750 Ti SC 2GB
Sound Card
ASUS Xonar DG 5.1 Channels 24-bit 96KHz PCI Interface Sound
Monitor(s) Displays
auria eq2367
Screen Resolution
1920 x 1080
Hard Drives
250GB Samsung 850 EVO SSD
1TB WD Blue
1TB Hitachi
PSU
SeaSonic X 650W 80 Plus Gold
Case
Corsair Obsidian 750D
Cooling
Corsair H60, Three 140mm case fans
Keyboard
Logitech Wireless Keyboard K520
Mouse
Logitech Wireless Mouse M310
Internet Speed
Wave Broadband ~ 100 dn 5 up
Antivirus
Windows Defender, Malwarebytes Premium
Browser
Edge, IE11, Chrome
Other Info
Laptop specs: HP g7-1365dx /
CPU: AMD A6-3420M APU with Radeon(tm) HD Graphics /
RAM: Crucial 8Gb (2x4Gb) /
SSD: Crucial M4-CT128M4SSD2 ATA Device/ FW 000F /
GFX: AMD Radeon HD 6520G /
OS: Windows 10 Pro x64
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