Does the management know their staff??

Dinesh

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On walking into the factory, the Managing Director of the Company noticed a young guy..
leaning against the wall and doing nothing.

He approached the young man and calmly said to him, "How much do you earn?"

The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such A personal question, he replied,
none the less, "I earn $ 2000.00 a month, Sir. Why?"

Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed
$6000.00 cash and gave it to the young man and said,

"Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty!

Here is your 3 months salary, now GET OUT and don't come back".

The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.


Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner,

"And that applies to everybody in this company".

He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man I just fired?"

To which an amazing reply came - "He was the pizza delivery guy , Sir!"
 

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:thumbsup:

I would love to earn 2000/mnth doing pizza delivery AND in that guy's position.
 

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And I'd love to get fired with $6k. :p
 

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Yeh i editted my post to include that already.

However i'll be happy just to get fired for nothing if this man fired me.
 

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Who's he?
 

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Donald Trump

Billonaire with his own sh*tty show called The Apprentice
 

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We have the same show in the UK, it's got Sir Alan Sugar in our version though......getting very tired!

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lol there are many shows that echo each other on both sides of the pond..... "The office".. etc..
 

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Rxloren said:
lol there are many shows that echo each other on both sides of the pond..... "The office".. etc..
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Ahh, The Office, created by the genius comedians Ricky Gervais & Steven Merchant :)
I could just never really get into the US version......
 

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