Embarrassing Surnames!

[Pusspa]

I used to think Cockburn was the worst till I saw Morecock, what have you seen?

 

[Thorsen]

oh no....

I don't know if this thread will last...

I have a good one, but I am not going to post it as it is more vulgar than those.

 

[Dinesh]

Dwarf knows many such surnames. I m sure.

 

[Dwarf]

Let's see. There's Cock, Smellie, Handcock, Spier, Balls, Wilcocks, Daft, Death, Gotobed, Shufflebottom, Bottom, Jelly, Cockshott, Cockroft, Bulcock, Longbottom, Glasscock

And last, but by no means least http://www.americanangst.com/chewsf.pdf

 

[gladson1976]

Let's see. There's Cock, Smellie, Handcock, Spier, Balls, Wilcocks, Daft, Death, Gotobed, Shufflebottom, Bottom, Jelly, Cockshott, Cockroft, Bulcock, Longbottom, Glasscock

And last, but by no means least http://www.americanangst.com/chewsf.pdf

ChewSF is the ultimate.
:roflmao:

 

[Thorsen]

Oh I thought this thread would be gone. Ok well here is my contribution then.

There is a race-car driver named Dick Trickle Dick Trickle - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[bigmck]

There used to be an NFL player named Fair Hooker.

 

[armyslowrdr]

Then there's the James Bond classic: Ivana Humpalot

 

[Dom]

Ben Dover.

 

[strollin]

At a company I used to work at these 2 were listed in the company phone directory: Hue G. Wang and Luong Dong!

 

[Dwarf]

There's loads. We have to thank :sarc: our parents for that.

Here are a few more:

Richard Head (a diminutive form of his first name), Vivian Fuchs (pronunciation of surname), Abby Titmus (obvious), Gok Wan (a subtle anagram).

 

[Dom]

There's loads. We have to thank :sarc: our parents for that.

Here are a few more:

Richard Head (a diminutive form of his first name), Vivian Fuchs (pronunciation of surname), Abby Titmus (obvious), Gok Wan (a subtle anagram).

:roflmao:

 

[Thorsen]

my favorite: Mike Hunt


As for real names, there was a girl in my highschool with the last name: Bimbo

 

[Dom]

my favorite: Mike Hunt


As for real names, there was a girl in my highschool with the last name: Bimbo

Here's a police name:

D.I Clicker.

 

[Thorsen]

Abby Titmus (obvious)

hmm.

A betitmus?

A Betite Mus?

Please explain or is it because I am American I am not understanding some slang?

 

[Dom]

Mary Christmas.

 

[Dom]

Oh, Thorsen, just read the first 3 letters of the surname and you'll find out

 

[Thorsen]

Also I grew up in a town called Morehead.

 

[Thorsen]

Oh, Thorsen, just read the first 3 letters of the surname and you'll find out

Ah I got that part then. I was thinking there was more to it that I was missing.

 

[derekimo]

Ran across a poor guy with the last name of Cockshutte.