Embarrassing Surnames!

[Dom]

May Ann Naze.

 

[Dom]

Hmm, I have lots: "My maiden name was Meg Ann Childress. Nothing exciting. I married Alan Boner, and now I am Meg A. Boner!"

 

[boohbah]

my favorite: Mike Hunt

As for real names, there was a girl in my highschool with the last name: Bimbo

about 20 years ago we phoned our supermarket from out side and said that there was an emergency ,could they ask michael hunt to call home immediately, we said he's known as mike . then we went into the store to listen to the tanoy, Ive never seen so many shoppers laughing at the same time before.
there is also a surname Badcock! fnar fnar!

 

[johnwillyums]

I was at school with Beverly Botwright and Tina Feltwell. We used to mix their names together

Also my dad's boss also ran a chain of wine merchants called Balls Brothers. Sometimes my mum and dad were invited to there house for dinner.
It use to amuse both my parents that his wife was called Violet Balls.

 

[smarteyeball]

There's loads. We have to thank :sarc: our parents for that.

Here are a few more:

Richard Head

I went to school with a kid who's name was Richard Cranium.


It was both his name and a very accurate description.

 

[OneSerious]

My old Art teachers surname was Hiscock, that's pretty bad.

 

[boohbah]

andy cockwell

 

[Thorsen]

I had a driving instructor named Mr. Hurse ? unsure of spelling

 

[nala]

Many years ago, as an architectural student, I was taught by a Professor Dickie......who was reputed to have a daughter named Ophelia.

 

[Dwarf]

Many years ago, as an architectural student, I was taught by a Professor Dickie......who was reputed to have a daughter named Ophelia.

Just try saying Ophelia Dickie.

 

[SledgeDG]

Then there's the James Bond classic: Ivana Humpalot

Wasn't that in Austin Power II ?? The spy who shagged me

-DG

 

[Dragonfly]

There's a dentist in Hixson TN named Hugh D. Vice.

 

[profdlp]

The obstetrician who delivered my daughter (nearly 25 years ago):

Dr. Harry C Beaver, MD - Obstetrics & Gynecology - Fairfax, VA

I would imagine he did.

 

[Pusspa]

The obstetrician who delivered my daughter (nearly 25 years ago):

Dr. Harry C Beaver, MD - Obstetrics & Gynecology - Fairfax, VA

I would imagine he did.

lol

 

[spinifex]

I worked with a English guy back in '67.
Was introduced by his friends, who called him sheeps as*.
Turns out his real name was Ramsbottom.

 

[johnwillyums]

I studied Philosophy at University, specifically ethics.
So one of the main philosophers in that area is Kant
My philosophy tutor was a Professor from Germany who had a very thick German accent.
I used to attend a seminar every Monday morning, often late and often suffering the effects of a wild weekend.
He would greet me sarcastically by saying:

"Ah, John. I imagine you have been wrestling with Kant all weekend"

I imagine bi-lingual German speakers will get the comedy in this statement

 

[noobvious]

There was a name in the phone book here, which I figured just had to be fake, but somehow the phone company never caught on to...Heywood Jablome. I have no idea if it is still in the phone book, since our land-line is long gone.

 

[Pusspa]

There was a name in the phone book here, which I figured just had to be fake, but somehow the phone company never caught on to...Heywood Jablome. I have no idea if it is still in the phone book, since our land-line is long gone.

had to read that about three times till it sunk in!

 

[Barman58]

I can remember some years ago of an antique shop owner in the south west of England called "Robin *******" ( oops the filter works try B*stard )

Funny, Certainly, Appropriate, Maybe

 

[derekimo]

There was a name in the phone book here, which I figured just had to be fake, but somehow the phone company never caught on to...Heywood Jablome. I have no idea if it is still in the phone book, since our land-line is long gone.

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