Finally, a vodka that makes you look dorky!

[Borg 386]

Well, it was inevitable...you saw it on belt buckles, why not booze bottles?

I’d expect this sort of thing from maybe Apple, but Dutch distillery MEDEA has come out with the first “iBooze” — a vodka bottle that has a programmable scrolling 255-character LED message, using a method the company refers to as “Ticking”, which is not to be confused with the symptoms of Tourette’s Syndrome which has the same name.

Selling for a suggested retail price of $39.99 to $49.99 per 750ml bottle, the new vodka is available nationwide ready for the holiday season, or for your next championship Bitterballen-snarfing event.

The LED display is removable, freezer-proof, waterproof (just in case you want to try freezing the bottle inside a water-filled milk carton a-la Martha Stewart) and has an expected lifetime of a year and a half with its disposable battery.

So what’s next? Wi-Fi and Twitter-enabled Jack Daniels?

http://www.zdnet.com/blog/perlow/finally-a-vodka-that-makes-you-look-dorky/14069?tag=nl.e589

 

[Lemur]

Give me a break!!!!