One of my (real life 
) friends said in IRC to all of us that we should each buy a 3DS.
I responded "I'd rather buy a Vita", "BAZINGA - double meaning ;P"
(as as you probably all know, vita is latin for life, as well as the name of the PlayStation Vita, so it was the usual "I'd rather get a life" joke). I'm not sure if saying 'get' instead of 'buy' would have made it a better or worse joke...
Anyway... anyone else come across or come up with some technology related double meaning jokes?
(and yes, I know it's called a double entendre, but that's generally used to describe 'dirty jokes' than clean ones)
) friends said in IRC to all of us that we should each buy a 3DS.I responded "I'd rather buy a Vita", "BAZINGA - double meaning ;P"
(as as you probably all know, vita is latin for life, as well as the name of the PlayStation Vita, so it was the usual "I'd rather get a life" joke
). I'm not sure if saying 'get' instead of 'buy' would have made it a better or worse joke...Anyway... anyone else come across or come up with some technology related double meaning jokes?
(and yes, I know it's called a double entendre, but that's generally used to describe 'dirty jokes' than clean ones)
My Computer
- Computer type
- PC/Desktop
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- HP Pavilion p6565uk
- OS
- Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
- CPU
- AMD Phenom II X6 1035T @2.6GHz (hexacore) (=15.6GHz)
- Motherboard
- FOXCONN (2AA9)
- Memory
- 6GB DDR3-1333 (running at 1066)
- Graphics Card(s)
- NVIDIA/MSI GeForce GTX 770 (2GB)
- Sound Card
- Realtek HD Audio (with 5.1 surround sound always on)
- Monitor(s) Displays
- HP 2311x (secondary-workspace), Sharp LL-T1620-H (primary)
- Screen Resolution
- 1924x1080
- Hard Drives
- 480GB Crucial M500 SSD
1TB internal WD Caviar Black
3TB Seagate Barracude 7200rpm (for media storage)
4TB Seagate Desktop drive (mirrored backup)
2TB Apple AirPort Time Capsule
1TB Seagate FreeAgent Desk
500GB Seagate External Desktop Drive
- PSU
- XCase Dolphin, 700W
- Case
- Stock HP one that came with it, mid-size ATX
- Cooling
- Stock fans, they're fairly quiet.
- Keyboard
- Microsoft Wireless Keyboard 2000+ HP Media Centre Remote
- Mouse
- Microsoft Wireless Mouse 2000
- Internet Speed
- 20 Mbps down, 50 Mbps up
- Antivirus
- MSE
- Browser
- Chrome Beta
- Other Info
- Also:
- 13" Apple MacBook Air, 2013, i7 @ 1.7GHz, 8GB DDR3, 256GB SSD
- HP Deskjet 3050A
- Two HP ZV5000 laptops (the better of the two recently broke)
- A Compaq Evo D310 (has 2GB RAM and a 2.53GHz P4 but is curiously extremely slow)
- A desk fan - this weather is warm ;)
- A fair few retro consoles
- Too many cables behind the desk, probably a fire hazard.
