Guy Posts 'I Just Robbed a Jewelry Store' on 4chan,With Pics For Proof

[Kari]

Anonymity on Interwebs is a positive thing. Isn't it? In my opinion, this is a sad example when it goes too far: a robber can present his catch and weapon, without fear of getting caught.

Guy Posts 'I Just Robbed a Jewelry Store' on 4chan, With Pics For Proof​

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That is a picture of a bunch of rings. It was posted late Saturday night to 4chan's notoriously bizarre and chaotic /b/ image board, with an accompanying message:

SUP /b/!​

I just robbed a jewelry store with an M4 assault rifle. Feeling excited but kind of scared.

wat [should i] do now?

Full story: http://www.urlesque.com/2010/11/22/guy-robbed-jewelry-store-4chan-pics/

 

[yowanvista]

:shock:

 

[Prisoner]

This does not surprise me in the slightest.
You get some crazy characters on /b/..
I read a thread where a man was discussing how to properly dispose of a dead corpse. The awkward thing was that all of it made perfectly logical sense.

 

[smarteyeball]

I read a thread where a man was discussing how to properly dispose of a dead corpse. The awkward thing was that all of it made perfectly logical sense.

Grain of salt mate. Grain of salt.


*sigh* I miss the days when 4chan wasn't in the news every 5mins. It's too mainstream now.


This idiot will get caught.

 

[spinifex]

I read a thread where a man was discussing how to properly dispose of a dead corpse. The awkward thing was that all of it made perfectly logical sense.

Grain of salt mate. Grain of salt.


*sigh* I miss the days when 4chan wasn't in the news every 5mins. It's too mainstream now.


This idiot will get caught.

Guess that would be a "m00t" point.

 

[Barman58]

I read a thread where a man was discussing how to properly dispose of a dead corpse. The awkward thing was that all of it made perfectly logical sense.

Grain of salt mate. Grain of salt.


*sigh* I miss the days when 4chan wasn't in the news every 5mins. It's too mainstream now.


This idiot will get caught.

If you have a whole dead body you'll neeed more than a grain of salt, more like a bathtub full

 

[Windows i7 920]

What a /b/tard. Isn't surprising though.

 

[Pusspa]

...I read a thread where a man was discussing how to properly dispose of a dead corpse.

There are live corpses?

 

[Kari]

...I read a thread where a man was discussing how to properly dispose of a dead corpse.

There are live corpses?

Yeah. My ex-wife number 2 is one good example...

 

[smarteyeball]

There are live corpses?

Yeah. My ex-wife number 2 is one good example...

Nope. Can't top that one

 

[Petey7]

...I read a thread where a man was discussing how to properly dispose of a dead corpse.

There are live corpses?

Yeah. My ex-wife number 2 is one good example...

I...um....You just won at something. I don't know what, but you definitely win.

Here is your trophy:

 

[Kari]

I...um....You just won at something. I don't know what, but you definitely win.

Here is your trophy:

I thank you, nice trophy.

But I was serious when mentioning her. You know the type? Not a blink of an eye, not one single movement. Cold. "How much longer you need? Hurry up!"

 

[Trucidation]

*sigh* I miss the days when 4chan wasn't in the news every 5mins. It's too mainstream now.

This idiot will get caught.

That would be a bonus, but if that asshole has even a passing appreciation of history he'd have made sure the .jpg didn't have any incriminating exif data, taken the pic carefully so as not not give away any geographical clues (can you tell anything from the rings?), posted from behind 7 proxies, etc. It's not hard to not get caught either.

Love the story about the crook who got stuck behind a door which opened the other way, though. Or the one who stopped for a snack and a nap, and was woken up the next morning by a police officer. Classic.

 

[Everlong]

I read a thread where a man was discussing how to properly dispose of a dead corpse. The awkward thing was that all of it made perfectly logical sense.

Grain of salt mate. Grain of salt.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

From the top of /b/. Says it all.

 

[smarteyeball]

That would be a bonus, but if that asshole has even a passing appreciation of history he'd have made sure the .jpg didn't have any incriminating exif data, taken the pic carefully so as not not give away any geographical clues (can you tell anything from the rings?), posted from behind 7 proxies, etc. It's not hard to not get caught either.

Assuming he wasn't just an elaborate troll, he didn't strike me as the type who 'thinks'

I know the first thing I do after committing armed robbery is to rush home and then brag and post pics on the net...

 

[Kari]

These guys really exist, I mean people with with IQ so low it's impossible to measure. This from today's papers here in Germany:
Suspect boasted of teen murder on Facebook

 

[smarteyeball]

The internet is making serial killers lazy these days. Tsk tsk. What is this world coming to...




I like this story though:

A German DIY enthusiast accidentally walled himself into his own basement and only managed to escape by drilling his way through to his neighbours, police said Thursday.

Stupid - but no violence. Nominee for a Darwin award.

 

[DirtyElf]

people get caught doing stupid stuff by posting online all the time... i hope that guy gets caught

 

[Imperfect1]

...I read a thread where a man was discussing how to properly dispose of a dead corpse.

There are live corpses?

Yeah. My ex-wife number 2 is one good example...

THAT was funny!

 

[mickey megabyte]

it was