Haha...Microsoft fail

Love it...

I really like the Microsoft fail...

Kind of makes you wonder if they thought they (M$) could put it on the podium without someone using the picture for mischievous reasons...
 

My Computer

Computer type
PC/Desktop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Custom by Charbroil57
OS
Windows 7 Home Premium x64 (clean install 8/05/2015)
CPU
AMD Phenom II X2 550 Black Edition 3.1GHz
Motherboard
Gigabyte GA-MA790X-UD4P AM3/AM2+/AM2 AMD 790X ATX AMD
Memory
8 GB (4 x 2 GB) Corsair 6400C5 800 MHz
Graphics Card(s)
BFG 512MB GDDR3 9600GT OC
Sound Card
Realtec HD Audio 5.1
Monitor(s) Displays
DVI Viewsonic VA2231
Screen Resolution
1920 x 1080 (1080p)
Hard Drives
1 TB SATA 6G Seagate Barracuda (Boot drive, limited to 3G due to Mobo)
500 GB SATA 3G Seagate Barracuda
500 GB USB Seagate Desktop Drive
PSU
Ultra X4 750w Modular(upgraded)
Case
Antec Sonata
Cooling
Stock (80w CPU)
Keyboard
Microsoft Wireless Desktop Elite
Mouse
Wirless Intellimouse Explorer 2.0
Internet Speed
Xfinity Broadband (Home 75 MB Download)
Antivirus
Norton Internet Security
Browser
Firefox 39 (default) and IE 11
Other Info
SATA HP Lightscribe DVD RW
SATA Samsung Lightscribe DVD RW
It's the digital age - all photos are suspect. It might be Schrödinger's laptop.
 
I guess its just another fake story against MS.
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Samsung NP530U4B-S02IN
OS
Windows® 8 Pro (64-bit)
CPU
Intel® Core™ i5 Processor 2467M (1.60GHz, 3MB L3 Cache)
Motherboard
Samsung Electronics
Memory
6GB DDR3 System Memory at 1,333MHz (on BD 4GB + 2GB x 1)
Graphics Card(s)
AMD Radeon™ HD7550M 1GB DDR3 (Ext. Graphic)
Sound Card
Realtek High Definition Audio
Monitor(s) Displays
35.56cm (14.0) SuperBright 300nit HD LED Display
Screen Resolution
1366x768
Hard Drives
1TB S-ATA II Hard Drive (5400RPM) with ExpressCache 16GB SSD
Internet Speed
sucks
Antivirus
Microsoft Security Essentials
Browser
Google Chrome (Sync enabled)
It's the digital age - all photos are suspect. It might be Schrödinger's laptop.

hehe...I knew Schrödinger had a cat. Didn't know he had a laptop....:D
 

My Computer

Computer type
PC/Desktop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Dell: XPS 420 (2), XPS M1330 (several), XPS 14z, Mini 9, Mini 10v
OS
W8 Pro, W7 Ultimate, XP Pro x64, Vista x64, Ubuntu
CPU
Q6600, Q6700, T7500, T7500, N270, N270
Motherboard
Dell
Memory
8GB, 8GB, 4GB, 4GB, 2GB, 2GB
Graphics Card(s)
ATI, nVidia, nVidia, nVidia, Intel, Intel
Monitor(s) Displays
Dell 2408WFP
Hard Drives
A drawer full. OCZ Vertex's in RAID 0. Vertex 3's, Vertex 4, Samsung 830's, Samsung 840's, Intel 330. Don't use dino drives any more except for servers.
Keyboard
Logitech Wave
Internet Speed
29 Mbps DL / .95 Mbps UL
Other Info
New project(2013)...Another low power server. Zotac H67ITX, i3-2100T, Windows Server 2012 Essentials on Samsung SSD.
Previous project...Low power (38-40 watts using Kill-a-Watt) Windows Home Server. Zotac ION (Atom 330, GeForce9400), 4GB RAM, 2x2TB WD Green, IN WIM miniITX Case. Fits on a shelf in laundry closet, practically silent.
Don't be so quick to shoot this down as fake, I went to a Vista launch event a few years ago and one of the MS staff on stage had an apple laptop, just like in the picture.
 

My Computer

Computer type
PC/Desktop
OS
Windows 11
Don't be so quick to shoot this down as fake, I went to a Vista launch event a few years ago and one of the MS staff on stage had an apple laptop, just like in the picture.
I have always wanted to go to one of those:geek:

I bet it was a good laugh:p
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Compal JFT02 (Custom Build Laptop)
OS
Windows 7 Home Premium x64 - Mac OS X 10.6.4 x64
CPU
Intel Core 2 Duo T9300 2.5 GHz
Motherboard
JFT02
Memory
4GB Kingston DDR2-800
Graphics Card(s)
NVIDIA Geforce 8600M GT (512MB Model)
Sound Card
Realtek HD Audio
Monitor(s) Displays
WUXGA Standard Laptop Display
Screen Resolution
1680*1050
Hard Drives
Toshiba 320GB 5400RPM Laptop HD
PSU
Standard Laptop Power Supply
Case
Standard Laptop Case
Cooling
Standard Laptop Cooling
Keyboard
Standard Laptop 105 Key-Keyboard
Mouse
Synaptics Touchpad
Internet Speed
Verizion Online DSL 3360/864 kbs (dl/up)
Don't be so quick to shoot this down as fake, I went to a Vista launch event a few years ago and one of the MS staff on stage had an apple laptop, just like in the picture.
Maybe they wanted a safety net, "just-in-case"... :geek:
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Gateway GT5056
OS
XP_Pro, W7_7201, W7RC.vhd, SciLinux5.3, Fedora12, Fedora9_2x, OpenSolaris_09-06
CPU
AMD 64x2
Motherboard
Yes
Memory
1 gig
Graphics Card(s)
Dunno
Sound Card
Realtek something
Monitor(s) Displays
Samsung SyncMaster 940MW w/TV
Screen Resolution
1280x1024
Hard Drives
250 GB WD, USB Seagate Freedesk 1.5 T
Internet Speed
Cable modem
Other Info
1 + 1 = 10b,
7 + 7 = 16o,
a + b = 15h.
Maybe they wanted a safety net, "just-in-case"... :geek:
lmao...maybe so...things going wrong at Windows' shows have happened before...take a look at this:

 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Compal JFT02 (Custom Build Laptop)
OS
Windows 7 Home Premium x64 - Mac OS X 10.6.4 x64
CPU
Intel Core 2 Duo T9300 2.5 GHz
Motherboard
JFT02
Memory
4GB Kingston DDR2-800
Graphics Card(s)
NVIDIA Geforce 8600M GT (512MB Model)
Sound Card
Realtek HD Audio
Monitor(s) Displays
WUXGA Standard Laptop Display
Screen Resolution
1680*1050
Hard Drives
Toshiba 320GB 5400RPM Laptop HD
PSU
Standard Laptop Power Supply
Case
Standard Laptop Case
Cooling
Standard Laptop Cooling
Keyboard
Standard Laptop 105 Key-Keyboard
Mouse
Synaptics Touchpad
Internet Speed
Verizion Online DSL 3360/864 kbs (dl/up)
its cool. gates had a backup ;)
(he cried himself to sleep that night)
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
eMachines W3502
OS
Windows 7 Ultimate x32
CPU
Intel Celeron D 3.2 Ghz 533 fsb (LGA 775)
Motherboard
Intel D101GGC
Memory
1 GB (2x512MB) PC-3200 DDR @ 200Mhz
Graphics Card(s)
Nvidia GeForce 9400GT- 1GB
Sound Card
Sound Blaster X-Fi Xtreame Gamer
Monitor(s) Displays
19" LCD HDtv
Screen Resolution
1360x768 @ 60Htz
Hard Drives
SeaGate Barracuda 750GB
SeaGate Barracuda 100GB
Toshiba CD/DVDW/ TS-H552D [DVD+R, DL]
PSU
stock (idk)
Case
The busted remains of the stock case
Cooling
Dust cooled, waitwut?
Keyboard
Stock. Missing a few keys.
Mouse
Logitech LX8 5-btn mouse (wireless)
Internet Speed
TWC 10Mb
Other Info
Keeps going, and going, and going.......
its cool. gates had a backup ;)
(he cried himself to sleep that night)
It had to be embarrssing...I would have left the stage if I was him.
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Compal JFT02 (Custom Build Laptop)
OS
Windows 7 Home Premium x64 - Mac OS X 10.6.4 x64
CPU
Intel Core 2 Duo T9300 2.5 GHz
Motherboard
JFT02
Memory
4GB Kingston DDR2-800
Graphics Card(s)
NVIDIA Geforce 8600M GT (512MB Model)
Sound Card
Realtek HD Audio
Monitor(s) Displays
WUXGA Standard Laptop Display
Screen Resolution
1680*1050
Hard Drives
Toshiba 320GB 5400RPM Laptop HD
PSU
Standard Laptop Power Supply
Case
Standard Laptop Case
Cooling
Standard Laptop Cooling
Keyboard
Standard Laptop 105 Key-Keyboard
Mouse
Synaptics Touchpad
Internet Speed
Verizion Online DSL 3360/864 kbs (dl/up)
:roflmao:
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
* BFK Customs *
OS
W 7 64-bit Ultimate
CPU
Intel Q9550 Yorkfield
Motherboard
ASUS P5Q Pro
Memory
8GB Dominator 8500C5D
Graphics Card(s)
ATI : XFX 5870
Sound Card
Realtek HD Audio 7-1
Monitor(s) Displays
1x 47" LCD HDMI & 3x 26" LCD HDMI
Screen Resolution
1920x1080P & 1920x1200
Hard Drives
1x 80GB Intel X25-M G2 SSD : 1x 500GB & 1x 640GB WD Caviar Black(s)
PSU
Corsair 620HX
Case
Cooler Master RC-690
Cooling
Tuniq Tower 120, 2x 140mm and 3x 120mm case fans
Keyboard
Microsoft 500
Mouse
Razer Diamondback 3G
Internet Speed
14 Mb/s
Other Info
1x Koutech 3Gb/s SATA HDD Hot Swap Rack
You run OSX !? :mad2: :p

Yes, I just didn't add it into my specs again. (I've removed it many times, finally found a fix for a screen-resolution issue I was having..)

I still use Windows 7 mostly, I just like having extra things to play with (OS X in this case) plus its helpful when a friend who owns a mac has trouble with something. :)

correction, actually OSX only works on intel-based PCs ;)

Works with AMD based as well, just needs to be patched.
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Custom | Whitebox
OS
Windows 7 Ultimate, OS X 10.7, Ubuntu 11.04
CPU
Intel E6750 @ 3.80GHz
Motherboard
Gigabyte GA-EP45-UD3L (Revision 1.1)
Memory
2x2GB & 2x1GB (6GB) OCZ Reaper 1066MHz @ 1080MHz
Graphics Card(s)
EVGA nVidia GTX 260 896mb (216 Core) FTW Edition
Sound Card
Realtek ALC888
Monitor(s) Displays
21" VIZIO TV
Screen Resolution
1680x1050 @ 60Hz
Hard Drives
Western Digital WD6401AALS - 640GB
Hitachi HDP725016GLA380 - 160GB
PSU
Corsair 750W
Case
NZXT Nemesis Elite
Cooling
Thermaltake SpinQ
Keyboard
Logitech Wireless S520
Mouse
Logitech Wireless S520 - Microsoft Wireless Arc Mouse
Internet Speed
Download: 20mbps, Upload: 3mbps
last time i used a mac. it was trying to tell me it knew better than me, and i killed it where it stood. tried to tell me that sucking up all my bandwidth to download my family tree is a top priority... the hell it is!
"whats that mac? you eat fireworks? ok, here ya go." ....
:roflmao:
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
eMachines W3502
OS
Windows 7 Ultimate x32
CPU
Intel Celeron D 3.2 Ghz 533 fsb (LGA 775)
Motherboard
Intel D101GGC
Memory
1 GB (2x512MB) PC-3200 DDR @ 200Mhz
Graphics Card(s)
Nvidia GeForce 9400GT- 1GB
Sound Card
Sound Blaster X-Fi Xtreame Gamer
Monitor(s) Displays
19" LCD HDtv
Screen Resolution
1360x768 @ 60Htz
Hard Drives
SeaGate Barracuda 750GB
SeaGate Barracuda 100GB
Toshiba CD/DVDW/ TS-H552D [DVD+R, DL]
PSU
stock (idk)
Case
The busted remains of the stock case
Cooling
Dust cooled, waitwut?
Keyboard
Stock. Missing a few keys.
Mouse
Logitech LX8 5-btn mouse (wireless)
Internet Speed
TWC 10Mb
Other Info
Keeps going, and going, and going.......
last time i used a mac. it was trying to tell me it knew better than me, and i killed it where it stood. tried to tell me that sucking up all my bandwidth to download my family tree is a top priority... the hell it is!
"whats that mac? you eat fireworks? ok, here ya go." ....
:roflmao:

Why the :roflmao:? Isn't that what you are supposed to do with Macs?
 

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Computer type
PC/Desktop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
SuperBeast
OS
Windows 10 Tech Preview 9926 x64
CPU
AMD FX-8350
Motherboard
Gigabyte GA-990FXA-UD3
Memory
16GB DDR3 1333
Graphics Card(s)
Asus R9 290 DirectCU II OC, Gigabyte Windforce R9 290 OC
Sound Card
Integrated w/ Creative A250 2.1 speakers
Monitor(s) Displays
Main: Asus VN289H 28" Secondary: Acer G246HL 24"
Screen Resolution
1920x1080
Hard Drives
128 GB SanDisk Ultra Plus (Windows drive)

240 GB Crucial M500 SSD (Games drive)

1 TB WDC WD10EACS 7200RPM HDD (Data drive)

2 TB Seagate Expansion Desktop external HDD (Backup drive)
PSU
900w Antec HCG-900
Case
Raidmax Agusta Full ATX
Cooling
Corsair H80
Keyboard
Cooler Master Devastator MB24
Mouse
Cooler Master Devastator MS2K 1000/1600/2000 DPI
Internet Speed
100Mbps cable
Antivirus
Avast!
Browser
Chrome

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
eMachines W3502
OS
Windows 7 Ultimate x32
CPU
Intel Celeron D 3.2 Ghz 533 fsb (LGA 775)
Motherboard
Intel D101GGC
Memory
1 GB (2x512MB) PC-3200 DDR @ 200Mhz
Graphics Card(s)
Nvidia GeForce 9400GT- 1GB
Sound Card
Sound Blaster X-Fi Xtreame Gamer
Monitor(s) Displays
19" LCD HDtv
Screen Resolution
1360x768 @ 60Htz
Hard Drives
SeaGate Barracuda 750GB
SeaGate Barracuda 100GB
Toshiba CD/DVDW/ TS-H552D [DVD+R, DL]
PSU
stock (idk)
Case
The busted remains of the stock case
Cooling
Dust cooled, waitwut?
Keyboard
Stock. Missing a few keys.
Mouse
Logitech LX8 5-btn mouse (wireless)
Internet Speed
TWC 10Mb
Other Info
Keeps going, and going, and going.......
lmao...maybe so...things going wrong at Windows' shows have happened before...take a look at this:

YOUTUBE
I suppose it would have been deemed "unreasonable" to have done a cabled bench check the night before,
with an "early run" on the podium, prior to presentation...

Now that's Confidence in your product! :D
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Gateway GT5056
OS
XP_Pro, W7_7201, W7RC.vhd, SciLinux5.3, Fedora12, Fedora9_2x, OpenSolaris_09-06
CPU
AMD 64x2
Motherboard
Yes
Memory
1 gig
Graphics Card(s)
Dunno
Sound Card
Realtek something
Monitor(s) Displays
Samsung SyncMaster 940MW w/TV
Screen Resolution
1280x1024
Hard Drives
250 GB WD, USB Seagate Freedesk 1.5 T
Internet Speed
Cable modem
Other Info
1 + 1 = 10b,
7 + 7 = 16o,
a + b = 15h.
:doh:Steve Jobbs is interviewing Steve Ballmer j/k :thumbsup:
steveballmerscreaming.jpg
 

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Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Intel
OS
Windows 7 Professional, Windows XP
CPU
Intel Dual Core
Motherboard
Intel D945GCNL
Memory
2GB
Graphics Card(s)
Intel 82945G Express
Monitor(s) Displays
HP Pavilion 1859m
Screen Resolution
1366x768
Hard Drives
Samsung 250GB SATA
Maxtor 80GB SATA
Case
High Tower
Cooling
Air
Keyboard
Delux
Mouse
A4Tech
Internet Speed
512kbps downlink and 128kbps uplink :(
Haha! Quite funny indeed.
 

My Computer

OS
Windows 7 Ultimate 64-bit Service Pack 1
CPU
Intel i7-2600K
Motherboard
ASUS P8P67 Deluxe (B3)
Memory
2 X 4GB Corsair Dominator DDR3 @ 1600MHz
Graphics Card(s)
NVIDIA GTX 260
Sound Card
ASUS Xonar Essence ST
Monitor(s) Displays
24" Dell & 19" Dell
Screen Resolution
1920 by 1080 & 1280 by 1024
Hard Drives
Internal Main: 350GB
Internal Secondary: 250GB
External Main: 2TB
External Secondary: 650GB
External Back Up: 400GB
PSU
Corsair HX650W
Case
Coolermaster Elite 330/331
Cooling
Air Cooling
Keyboard
Logitech G19
Mouse
Razer mamba
Internet Speed
10Mbit
Other Info
Will be upgrading:

Internet Speed: 20Mbit
Steve Jobbs is interviewing Steve Ballmer j/k
Crypto,

Your sig is missing:

"Do not smoke. Smoking is bad for your health."

The global population needs constant pummeling, from everywhere... :D
 

My Computer

Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Gateway GT5056
OS
XP_Pro, W7_7201, W7RC.vhd, SciLinux5.3, Fedora12, Fedora9_2x, OpenSolaris_09-06
CPU
AMD 64x2
Motherboard
Yes
Memory
1 gig
Graphics Card(s)
Dunno
Sound Card
Realtek something
Monitor(s) Displays
Samsung SyncMaster 940MW w/TV
Screen Resolution
1280x1024
Hard Drives
250 GB WD, USB Seagate Freedesk 1.5 T
Internet Speed
Cable modem
Other Info
1 + 1 = 10b,
7 + 7 = 16o,
a + b = 15h.
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