Help-Vampires

[smarteyeball]

It's been around for years, but I never heard of this term until today. It may even be an outdated meme term, but it's new to me and I like it - It's very apt for so many

For others who have never heard the term:
Slash7 with Amy Hoy - Pages - Help Vampires: A Spotter's Guide

 

[jfar]

This reminds me of a thread we had here once called Jodones, or Nobones, or something like that
can't seem to remember.

Identifying Help Vampires

Identifying Help Vampires can be tricky, because they look like any ordinary person (or internet user, whichever is lesser). But by closely observing an individual's behavior using this handy checklist, you too can identify Help Vampires in the field:

• Does he ask the same, tired questions others ask (at a rate of once or more per minute)?
• Does he clearly lack the ability or inclination to ask the almighty Google?
• Does he refuse to take the time to ask coherent, specific questions?
• Does he think helping him must be the high point of your day?
• Does he get offensive, as if you need to prove to him why he should use Ruby on Rails?
• Is he obviously just waiting for some poor, well-intentioned person to do all his thinking for him?
• Can you tell he really isn't interested in having his question answered, so much as getting someone else to do his work?

 

[Barman58]

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

 

[Jacee]

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getting someone else to do his work?

Oh so very true! I've seen kids ask homework questions on computer forums

 

[Barman58]

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getting someone else to do his work?

Oh so very true! I've seen kids ask homework questions on computer forums

I was in school before the internet was invented - I had to work at my homework