Looking back at the OP it starts with "After some recent updates and/or software installs".
Can you restore to a point in time before the problem, and start applying changes one at a time?
Test each one, and see where it breaks...
I could, but I did a *LOT* of stuff before noticing the problem, and at the moment I have a couple intense deadlines. I'd rather use the hibernate shortcut. Maybe this summer when school is out I could do a clean install.
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