Human "bed-warmers" at Holiday Inn!

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Huh, it's better bed to be warmed with some of that electrical things or whatever, then with some guy.:huh: I mean, it's kind of weird, you are going at hotel, "would you like to sand same guy to warm up my bed"? :shock::what:
 

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I thought that job was already taking by the cleaning staff...

"all-in-one fleece sleeper suit".... hmm. Interesting.
 

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I have to admit, I was expecting the article to say that you would sleep with them....

This is not really any less weird though....

~Lordbob
 

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I heard about this....

Then i started....





LAUGHING MY ARSE OFF! :roflmao:
 

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I have to admit, I was expecting the article to say that you would sleep with them....

This is not really any less weird though....

~Lordbob
you always could pay someone to sleep with you but im not sure the hotel offers that as a complimentary service.
 

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I have to admit, I was expecting the article to say that you would sleep with them....

This is not really any less weird though....

~Lordbob
you always could pay someone to sleep with you but im not sure the hotel offers that as a complimentary service.
Indeed.....

Then again, that's what wives are for, right?

~Lordbob
 

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I have to admit, I was expecting the article to say that you would sleep with them....

This is not really any less weird though....

~Lordbob
you always could pay someone to sleep with you but im not sure the hotel offers that as a complimentary service.
Indeed.....

Then again, that's what wives are for, right?

~Lordbob

The only women I've known have wanted me to warm the bed for them. :confused:
 

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Hi there
I heard that the Holiday Inn chain was being re-branded for the 21st century.

Maybe it should now be renamed "Holiday Sin".

Actually in the centre of the City of Manchester (UK) there's plenty of people of BOTH sexes who will quite willingly keep your bed warm for you.

(Probably true in any other large - or even not so large - city anywhere in the world too. Manchester isn't too bad in that regard actually).

It's probably the only place (including even San Francisco) where when coming out of a pub I've been propositioned by a MALE "sex worker" .

However that's life -- Recession can make for strange employment opportunities.




Cheers
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you always could pay someone to sleep with you but im not sure the hotel offers that as a complimentary service.
Indeed.....

Then again, that's what wives are for, right?

~Lordbob

You're obviously not married ROFL!

What a weird weird concept.

Hello NJ, no divorced 3 times; I met a lady a while back and she asked if I was married, I said "I've been divorced 3 times would you like to be number 4", I still haven't figured out yet why she just walked away shaking her head. :shock:
 

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Actually BFK, I was talking to Lordbob and his comment that wives are for warming the bed. My comment was referring to the fact that when you get married, you somehow get LESS bed warming from your wife IYKWIM. It was a tongue in cheek comment directed at the stereotype of women and less action after marriage :p but super ROFLMAO @ your 'pick up line' hahaha... I can't figure out why it isn't working for you
 

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Lordbob just remember what Wife stands for

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John if I actually thought you were serious I'd be smacking you over the head right now...

And here I was thinking you were one of the nice ones.... :sarc:





:p
 

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Only when I let him :p;)

I bought him one for christmaa but when the batteries ran out it was added to the long list of chores that men are incapable of getting around to. A bit like the leaky tap and squeaky door handles.
 

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