Is your PC Male or Female? :p

[Devilz]

work pc is a male

 

[rubyrubyroo]

windows 7 being used at work devilz? and version/licenceing type?

also default may have been changed?!

(or maybe she's butch!)

 

[Hopalong X]

quite honestly, i don't feel comfortable leaving mine on overnight while i sleep anymore.

"Fatal Attraction" or a guilty conscience?

You have to be wary of those femme fatales and their big kitchen knives.

:roflmao:

 

[rubyrubyroo]

just fear of committing a mortal sin such as misspelling or mispronouncing her name by mistake.

the laptop is basically a pacman shape, so it may not have teeth but she can gum me to death

mike

 

[Hopalong X]

A female version of "HAL". Paranoid and psychotic! :shock:

"HALLE 9000"

 

[rubyrubyroo]

definitely an Odyssey of some sort

 

[Heyyou]

Mine didn't speak.

A window popped up and stated "Confused and Undecided".

It must be a guy then.

 

[Heyyou]

Mine must be a girl. It gets confused easily and wants everything.

 

[Hopalong X]

definitely an Odyssey of some sort

If it starts calling you "Dave" RUN!

 

[rubyrubyroo]

"Confused and Undecided" = male... i agree
"Confusing and Indecisive" = female

• I assume his confusion is caused by her confusing ways

• just as he remains undecided until he is sure he picks what she will eventually, unfortunately she is quite indecisive, so he never commits to a decision lest it be wrong

 

[rubyrubyroo]

Heres my newest idea.... thanks if it works:​

As sole-proprietor of a computer repair/sales LLC., I have decided to officially announce a new, cutting-edge procedure that we will be offering, at a reasonable rate by experts of this new and growing field: (...you must know where I'm going w/this by now...)

Gender Reassignment: for a limited time the procedure will be mere $149 (addl.$25 for M2F as we do not prefer to endorse such "questionably ethical practices") It is a daysurgery, taking no longer than 24hrs (although technically it takes 20-30 seconds), and complications are minimal (for the "patient")

questions? (555) 555-5555

Thank you,
Dr. Mike, et. al.

 

[panais]

Hey! I press in my keyboard the G button and she said Yes! Yes!Yes!!

 

[rubyrubyroo]

Hey! I press in my keyboard the G button and she said Yes! Yes!Yes!!

you can also F1, and then F2, ... It goes to 12 but I've never made it past F4/F5 and I was using # quite a bit (ignore "O" as it is mere folk lore, merely a fake key)

 

[dfs4]

Female