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[BrightBlessings]

Attempt to translate these verbose and hyperbolic presentments of catholic usage into more simplistic linguistics for universal comprehension---

1. Scintillate, Scintillate, asteroid exiguous.
2. Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.
3. Surveillance should precede salutations.
4. Pulchritude poses possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
5. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluid.
6. Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
7. The stylus is more potent then the claymore.
8. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
9. Eschew the implement of correction of vitiate the scion.
10. The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled saucepan does not does reach 212 F'.
11. All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
12. Where there are visible vapors in ignited carbonaceous material, there is conflagration.










Answers:

1. Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
2. Birds of a feather, flock together.
3. Think before you speak.
4. Beauty is only skin deep.
5. Don't cry over spilled milk.
6. Cleanliness is next to godliness.
7. The pen is mightier than the sword.
8. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
9. Spare the rod and spoil the child.
10. A watched pot doesn't boil.
11. All that glitters is not gold.
12. Where there's smoke, there's fire.

 

[gladson1976]

You better wash your mouth with soap
:roflmao:

 

[johnwillyums]

Cleanse your buccal cavity with an aggregate of lye and potash.

These are great. I think I'll start using them as an affectation and see how far I get.
Isn't number 4 beauty's only skin deep?

 

[BrightBlessings]

Cleanse your buccal cavity with an aggregate of lye and potash.

These are great. I think I'll start using them as an affectation and see how far I get.
Isn't number 4 beauty's only skin deep?

Yes it is. Thanks for pointing that out john,I really do need a proof reader.
Cheers
Odin

 

[Ciara]

I think thats very neat !

 

[pacinitaly]

kewl

 

[johnwillyums]

Continually striving for pecuniary reward and no time devoted to amusing, self directed activity, makes me a morose and unreceptive companion

 

[johnwillyums]

As a general, a priori, statement, there is no visible aggregation of particulate matter, noxious by-products of heat destruction and carbon dioxide without an initial ignition and conflagration.

 

[johnwillyums]

So there you are; Robert is your mother's brother's civil partner.

 

[boohbah]

bobs yer uncle

 

[johnwillyums]

Hi boohbah. I had begun to think I was unnecessarily flagellating a domesticated equine companion who has long since ceased to pace the paddock, to coin a metaphor

 

[BrightBlessings]

 

[johnwillyums]

:d:d:d

 

[BrightBlessings]

:d:d:d

John
Could you please tell me what :d:d:d means?

 

[jfar]

I think it means 3d.

 

[johnwillyums]

It was 1 grin originally but I got a message saying my message had to be 3 characters so I did 3 grin emoticons. When I posted it was ds.
I feel I can safely now.

 

[jfar]

And there was us thinking it was some kind of new 3D that you had developed, a shoot.

 

[BrightBlessings]

It was 1 grin originally but I got a message saying my message had to be 3 characters so I did 3 grin emoticons. When I posted it was ds.
I feel I can safely now.

Thanks for explaining that.
Cheers

Life is good. What an experience! It's always best to forgive.

 

[johnwillyums]

No problem. I'm fond of ing