Microsoft Bought by Apple

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Yesterday, the 31th of Marts 2010, Apple bought Microsoft Corporation. This was to start with just rumors, but a few minutes ago it was confirmed by Microsoft employee Chris Long.

I can confirm that Apple have bought Microsoft, for 58 Billon American Dollars. This happened after weeks of negotiation with Apple, until we finally got the deal finished yesterday. Further information will be released later today, and within the day we will have more info available at our new site which will be under the domain microApple.com

Also He confirms that a "Windows OSX" OS will come out within 2 years, while they will still finish Windows 8 along the side of this "Windows OSX"
If Windows 8 will be called Apple 8 is still not known.

We are currently waiting for more information on this from Microsoft, and we should have more info for you soon :geek:
 
Wow! My personal opinion is it'll be called WindoX or OS Dos. Lol
 

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Har Har April fools.
 

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Funny...too bad the price was not even close to the value of MS. 5.8 billion is nothing.
 

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:roflmao:

I saw this title, and was like, wait... wtf?

Then I read Aarons post, and was confused until I realized that it is 1 hour from April 1st here, thus making more sense.

Anyways, amusing post. Good job.
MicroApple <- lol

~Lordbob
 

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Of course it's an aprils fools guys :)

Happy April 1st, and happy easter :D :party:
 
Sorry it should say 58 billion ;)

Ahhhh that is more like it ... much more believable. Ok now I am fooled…

Wow what how did that happen OH no Windows OSX does that run on my machine? Wait wasn’t it on Apples Website as iWindows?? Will it support my apps….oh know what am I going to do. I don’t own an iPhone….UGH!

Edit: Just received and email from microApple.com stating I am forced to change my name to iWindowsStar to comply with the new OS.
 

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hahaha :roflmao:
 

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:roflmao:
 

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Some people's kids. . . :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::thumbsup:
 

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I was about to say... WHAT?????
 

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OMG, can I keep dual booting OS Xp. :shock:







Microsoft buys Apple may have been more fun, its almost believable. :confused:
 

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Adobe buys Apple and Microsoft, while Yahoo buys Google and Bing buys Intel :p
 

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I am not sure whether to laugh or kill you, I actually fell for that, until i saw the posts underneath!!! LMAO! +1
 

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