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And it's good to keep in mind that all jokes have a modicum of truth in them, sometimes unfortunately.
 

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I like the way Microsoft stated it.
If you still need help running sfc /config the testing is not you bag of worms.
 

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I have seen lots of questions asked on various forums regarding how to do this or that with the W10 Tech Preview that make it abundantly clear that many ignored the recommendations listed there, especially the part where it says "You really know your way around a PC and feel comfortable troubleshooting problems, ..." as well as "Aren't installing it on your everyday computer".
 

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Home Built desktop, Dell G15 5511 Gaming laptop,MS Surface Pro 7 tablet
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W10 Pro desktop, W11 laptop, W11 Pro tablet (all 64-bit)
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3.7Ghz 8700K i7, i7-11800H, i7-1065G7
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ASUS TUF Z370-Pro Gaming in desktop
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16G desktop, 16G laptop, 4G tablet
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AMD Radeon RX580, RTX 3060, Intel Iris Plus
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High Definition Audio (Built-in to mobo)
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Samsung U32J59 32" (2x), 15.6", 12"
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500G SSD for OS; 2T, 10T & 15T HDDs for Data on Desktop, 1TB SSD laptop, 128G SSD tablet.
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Built my first computer (8Mhz 8088cpu, 640K RAM, 20MB HDD, 2 360K floppy drives) in 1985 and have been building them for myself, relatives and friends ever since.
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I have seen lots of questions asked on various forums regarding how to do this or that with the W10 Tech Preview that make it abundantly clear that many ignored the recommendations listed there, especially the part where it says "You really know your way around a PC and feel comfortable troubleshooting problems, ..." as well as "Aren't installing it on your everyday computer".
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Yup, people do not read.
 

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Windows 10 Pro
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AMD Ryzen 5 2400G Processor with Radeon RX Vega 11 Graphics
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ASRock X470 Master SLI/AC AM4 AMD Promontory X470 SATA 6Gb/s
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G.SKILL Ripjaws V Series 16GB (2 x 8GB) 288-Pin DDR4 SDRAM D
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2047MB NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1060 6GB (EVGA)
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Motherboard Built in
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Acer R240HY bidx 23.8-Inch IPS HDMI DVI VGA (1920 x 1080) Wi
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1TB Sandisk SSD PLUS (Main drive)
500 GB Seagate 7200 RPM (Games)
500 GB Western Digital 7200 RPM (Virtual Machines)
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CORSAIR TX Series TX650M 650W 80+ Gold Modular Power Supply
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CORSAIR CARBIDE SPEC-02 Mid-Tower Gaming Case, Red LED Fan
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Chrome-ish x64
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Well mine's in my main machine but it's in a VM so hopefully that will protect me to some extent. I'm not as knowledgeable as you lot but hopefully have enough common sense to not get myself into too much trouble. :)
 

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Windows 10 64bit/Windows 10 64bit/Windows 10 64bit
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Intel Pentium J3710 @ 60GHz/Intel B820,1.7GHz/AMD A9 Radeon
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Acer Aspire XC-704 (SOCKET 0)/Asus/HP 8312 (Socket FP4)
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Microsoft Optical Wheel Mouse/Same plus Touchpad/Same + Pad
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Well, the advice is reasonable since it's just a beta with maybe some problems, but I doubt it's that dangerous. Maybe it's just to deter adventurers into blowing up a main machine to replace with an unfinished Win10.

Other than that, really, the install procedure is exactly the same since Vista and newer. And very similar to 2000/2003/XP. Not that much danger of a nuclear meltdown unless your purposely click "format" :p
 

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Toshiba Sattelite A665-S6092
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Windows 7 Ultimate x64
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Intel Core i7-740QM
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8 GB DDR3
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NVIDIA GeForce 330GT
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1366x768
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Samsung 840 SSD 500GB
1TB USB3 external HD
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Coolermaster Notepal U3 notebook cooling pad
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3mbps ASDL
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ClamWin 0.98.7
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Opera 12.17 x86 (main), Firefox 38 (sec), IE11 (last resort)
That's hilarious :D
 

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Windows® 8 Pro (64-bit)
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Samsung Electronics
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Realtek High Definition Audio
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1TB S-ATA II Hard Drive (5400RPM) with ExpressCache 16GB SSD
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Google Chrome (Sync enabled)
Hehe ! Mind you I didn't know the top 2 abbreviations. :p
 

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Intel Pentium J3710 @ 60GHz/Intel B820,1.7GHz/AMD A9 Radeon
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Acer Aspire XC-704 (SOCKET 0)/Asus/HP 8312 (Socket FP4)
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8.00GB DDR3 @ 1599MHz/8GB 2 x 4GB DDR3/8.00GB Dual-Channel
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Intel HD Graphics/Intel/512MB ATI AMD Radeon R5 Graphics (HP
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Acer LCD K222HQL /Asus 15.6/Generic PnP Monitor (1920x1080@6
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Microsoft Natural Ergonomic Keyboard 4000 (UK)/Inbuilt/Inbui
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Microsoft Optical Wheel Mouse/Same plus Touchpad/Same + Pad
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Seagate Expansion Portable Drives 500GB and 1TB
Epson XP-332 Wireless Printer
A new age of Professionalism :D
 

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MSI GTX 1070 Gaming X 8GB
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ASRock A-Style Purity Sound
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If you think that Windows 10 is a new window cleaner from Proctor and Gamble you should think again before trying.
 

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Home made Desktop
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Windows 10 Pro. 64/ version 1709 Windows 7 Pro/64
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Intel i7-6800K @ 4.3
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ASUS X-99 Deluxe II
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Corsair Platinum 16 gig @2400
Graphics Card(s)
EVGA GTX 1070 OC
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Asus 27" LED LCD/VE278Q
Screen Resolution
1920-1080 or 1280-720 HDMI
Hard Drives
INTEL SSD 730-240 Gb Sata 3.0/
PSU
EVGA Platium 1200W
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Phanteks Luxe Tempered Glass 8 fans/ one radiator
Cooling
XSPC/ Water Cooled CPU
Keyboard
Das 4 Professional
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Logitech M705/MX Anywhere 2-S
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100 mbits
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Microsoft Security Essentials/ Malwarebytes Premium 3.0/ SAS
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I.E. 11 default/Firefox/ ISP Time Warner Cable/Spectrum
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LG BluRay Burner/
Sound system-KLipsch-THX/
Icy Dock ssd Hot Swap bays.
lol thats awesome
 

My Computer

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Custom Built
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Windows 10 Pro
CPU
AMD Ryzen 5 2400G Processor with Radeon RX Vega 11 Graphics
Motherboard
ASRock X470 Master SLI/AC AM4 AMD Promontory X470 SATA 6Gb/s
Memory
G.SKILL Ripjaws V Series 16GB (2 x 8GB) 288-Pin DDR4 SDRAM D
Graphics Card(s)
2047MB NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1060 6GB (EVGA)
Sound Card
Motherboard Built in
Monitor(s) Displays
Acer R240HY bidx 23.8-Inch IPS HDMI DVI VGA (1920 x 1080) Wi
Screen Resolution
1920 x 1080
Hard Drives
1TB Sandisk SSD PLUS (Main drive)
500 GB Seagate 7200 RPM (Games)
500 GB Western Digital 7200 RPM (Virtual Machines)
PSU
CORSAIR TX Series TX650M 650W 80+ Gold Modular Power Supply
Case
CORSAIR CARBIDE SPEC-02 Mid-Tower Gaming Case, Red LED Fan
Cooling
220mm, two 120mm, and four 60mm fans
Keyboard
Wired Dell keyboard
Mouse
Wireless Logitech mouse
Internet Speed
250mb down, 30mb up
Antivirus
Panda Cloud Antivirus
Browser
Chrome-ish x64
Other Info
Your awesome for reading this.
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