Microsoft Sucks at Photoshop

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Microsoft sucks at Photoshop

Hilarious

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this post was dumb. respectfully deleted.

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wow.... :shock:
 
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WTF? Microsoft Bunch of Racists...

Why they put a white guy (with black hands LoL) on Polish site?
 

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ROFL


That's just not a natural position for that head.
 

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That's got nothing to do with racism. Pure marketing strategy.

Imagine selling something to a group of nuns. Wouldn't it be more advantageous having the three people replaced with three nuns?
 

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Saw this on another site, didn't comment on it, and as such the only thing I have say here is "Who Cares.":sarc:
 

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what about the mac book he's got in front of him? :confused:
 

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Polish? Did they take out the black guy to appeal more to the demographic? Ive never been to Poland, maybe there is no or very few black people there. The least they could have done was take a new picture of get a better photoshop guy.
 

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had to do this with MS Paint as I am not a GFX dude.
 

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Atleast they put more work into japanese version:

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there's something about the middle guy's legs that doesn't quite look right either...
 

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Are these from an official MS site?

If they are, it's kind of shameful really, to change ethnicity in pictures just to please the racist countries they are presented to.

Love the macbook remark though. :D

Maybe it's a "find the blunders" picture?
 

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Are these from an official MS site?

If they are, it's kind of shameful really, to change ethnicity in pictures just to please the racist countries they are presented to.

Love the macbook remark though. :D

Maybe it's a "find the blunders" picture?

The Original Edited imagewas published on a Microsoft Poland site.:shock:
i edited that with the two Steves and a mac and so did Mikaka. :D
There is a MEME about this also at Techcrunch :p
 

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I saw it somewhere else too but I can't remember where now.
 

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Saw this on another site, didn't comment on it, and as such the only thing I have say here is "Who Cares.":sarc:

It's funny? The simple fact that they made such an amateur mistake is hilarious.
 

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what about the mac book he's got in front of him? :confused:

Its to show more Microsoft diversity, besides the frankinstine black/white guy. It shows Microsoft likes apple too. A while back a picture was leaked from a Microsoft graphics studio of a truck full of Mac Pros being unloaded.
 

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