Money...

Dinesh

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I am going to say about the..........
Money

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It can buy a house
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But not a home
It can buy a clock
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But not time

It can buy you a position
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But not respect

It can buy you a bed
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But not sleep


It can buy you a book

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But not knowledge


It can buy you medicine
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But not health

It can buy you blood

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But not life.


So you see money isn't everything

And it often causes pain and suffering
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I tell you this because I am your friend

And as your friend I want to

Take away your pain and suffering!!

So,Send me all your money

And I will suffer for you!

Cash only please!


After all, what are friends for, right??

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I HOPE THIS MADE YOU SMILE!!! LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE!

START IMMEDIATELY SENDING YOUR TROUBLES (MONEY) ............



 
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:roflmao::thumbsup:That is so true, sorry Dinesh but the problem is I don't have any so I can't send you any. :doh:
 

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Hi Joan, so it means that you are have no trouble. ;)
 

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Here Dinesh, This is the money I was saving for my next super computer system. But Windows 7 is running so well on my Dual Pentium II 400mhz. So, I am sending you all of the money, Less $ 8.50 for the USB Flash Drive I won on eBay last night.

Because you are my friend, maybe one of your elephants can move all this money, because it was getting to heavy & Painful to move arround all the time. Enjoy :D


" Doc "
 

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Thanks Doc. Sending some elephants to receive the money.
 

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:devil2:Huhu..i can sent ur a money..a lot of money..but only pic ma...haha..jusz kidding..yeah i preety sure that not all need money but all need money..:thumbsup:
 

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Fantastic!!!!

No +rep in this forum...too bad lol

But i think u have maxed out your rep scale so no point anyway .
 

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Dinesh, my friend.

I am happy to hear you would like to take care of my problems. I want to send you my savings. It is not so much but I hope it is enough for me to get rid of all my problems.

To start the process of trasferring these funds I need you to send me $17 872 to cover all the fees my bank is asking to close the account and send the money to you. The faster you send this fee, the faster I am able to send my money.

Please send cash.

Yours,

Kari
 

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Dinesh, my friend.

I am happy to hear you would like to take care of my problems. I want to send you my savings. It is not so much but I hope it is enough for me to get rid of all my problems.

To start the process of trasferring these funds I need you to send me $17 872 to cover all the fees my bank is asking to close the account and send the money to you. The faster you send this fee, the faster I am able to send my money.

Please send cash.

Yours,

Kari
Money Sent.
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Dinesh, my friend.

I am happy to hear you would like to take care of my problems. I want to send you my savings. It is not so much but I hope it is enough for me to get rid of all my problems.

To start the process of trasferring these funds I need you to send me $17 872 to cover all the fees my bank is asking to close the account and send the money to you. The faster you send this fee, the faster I am able to send my money.

Please send cash.

Yours,

Kari
hmmm, i get those mails all the time :sarc:
 
Dinesh, my friend.

I am happy to hear you would like to take care of my problems. I want to send you my savings. It is not so much but I hope it is enough for me to get rid of all my problems.

To start the process of trasferring these funds I need you to send me $17 872 to cover all the fees my bank is asking to close the account and send the money to you. The faster you send this fee, the faster I am able to send my money.

Please send cash.

Yours,

Kari
hmmm, i get those mails all the time :sarc:
Now you know who sends such mails. :p
 

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AMD Radeon™ HD7550M 1GB DDR3 (Ext. Graphic)
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I prefer to suffer in comfort :D

Sorry Dinesh :(
 

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hmmmmm......that's a good proposal but i think i might be happy with my money.
 

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Dinesh you can have every dime of my savings! Only problem is it is only a dime and I can't afford to send it to you. Fabe
 

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Dinesh you can have every dime of my savings! Only problem is it is only a dime and I can't afford to send it to you. Fabe
LOL
 

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Realtek High Definition Audio
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Dinesh,
Good one.
Ya' know, six years ago when my son was diagnosed with diabetes I would have gladly sent you everything I had and deeded over my home if that would have cured him. That was six years ago; he's 13 now, very healthy and after a long road of learning, I think we're gonna make it. So, regrettably, I think I'm going to hold onto what $ I have....lol
Tom
 

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Dinesh,
Good one.
Ya' know, six years ago when my son was diagnosed with diabetes I would have gladly sent you everything I had and deeded over my home if that would have cured him. That was six years ago; he's 13 now, very healthy and after a long road of learning, I think we're gonna make it. So, regrettably, I think I'm going to hold onto what $ I have....lol
Tom
That means you're going to hold on your troubles. :shock:
As you wish mate. :o
 

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Samsung Electronics
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6GB DDR3 System Memory at 1,333MHz (on BD 4GB + 2GB x 1)
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AMD Radeon™ HD7550M 1GB DDR3 (Ext. Graphic)
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Realtek High Definition Audio
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35.56cm (14.0) SuperBright 300nit HD LED Display
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1366x768
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