Quote of the Day

[Bare Foot Kid]

"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

Quote from Billy Connolly

Regards
UKMedia

That's the best one yet!

 

[smarteyeball]

No matter how bad things seem at the time, take comfort in the knowledge that they can always be worse

--Sage Anon

 

[thefabe]

A man who wants nothing is invincible. Rober Rodrques One Upon a Time in Mexico

 

[Kari]

No matter how bad things seem at the time, take comfort in the knowledge that they can always be worse

--Sage Anon

Optimism: Today was not a good day, tomorrow can only be better.

Pessimism: Today was not a good day, tomorrow is certainly even worse.

Pessimistic optimism: Today was not a good day, but at least it was better than tomorrow is going to be.

Optimistic pessimism: Today was not a good day, I just hope tomorrow is not going to be too much worse.

Kari

 

[DocBrown]

"People that don't like cats haven't met the right one yet." - Deborah A. Edwards, D.V.M.

 

[CarlTR6]

"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

Quote from Billy Connolly

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UKMedia

 

[FZ21Z]

"Keep your thoughts positive because your thoughts become your words.

Keep your words positive because your words become your behaviors.

Keep your behaviors positive because your behaviors become your habits.

Keep your habits positive because your habits become your values.

Keep your values positive because your values become your destiny."

- Gandhi

 

[johnwillyums]

Godwin's law states that "as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1".

David Mitchell

This seems to me to have some truth in it.

 

[zigzag3143]

Glad to see quote is alive and well. Nice quotes today everyone.

 

[noobvious]

Godwin's law states that "as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1".

David Mitchell

This seems to me to have some truth in it.

Indeed!

 

[DanFriday]

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

 

[MilesAhead]

"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

Quote from Billy Connolly

Regards
UKMedia

Why would you expect that when they can't even have an orgasm and sex at the same time?

 

[starwolf1336]

Heard this one from my preacher this morning.

"you aren't truly dancing till you stop counting the steps."

 

[starwolf1336]

"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

Quote from Billy Connolly

Regards
UKMedia

HAHA, that was freaking awesome

 

[JMH]

Reality is what we take to be true.
What we take to be true is what we believe.
What we believe is based upon our perceptions.
What we perceive depends upon what we look for.
What we look for depends upon what we think.
What we think depends upon what we perceive.
What we perceive determines what we believe.
What we believe determines what we take to be true.
What we take to be true is our reality.

~ Gary Zukav

 

[zigzag3143]

Reality is what we take to be true.
What we take to be true is what we believe.
What we believe is based upon our perceptions.
What we perceive depends upon what we look for.
What we look for depends upon what we think.
What we think depends upon what we perceive.
What we perceive determines what we believe.
What we believe determines what we take to be true.
What we take to be true is our reality.

~ Gary Zukav

Nice

 

[noobvious]

"What's another word for thesaurus?" - Steven Wright

 

[starwolf1336]

"What's another word for thesaurus?" - Steven Wright

Ugh, i got a headache now, thanks

 

[noobvious]

"What's another word for thesaurus?" - Steven Wright

Ugh, i got a headache now, thanks

:roflmao:

 

[MilesAhead]

"What's another word for thesaurus?" - Steven Wright

We may learn how life started on the planet. We may find out how the galaxies were spawned. But, we will never find out why people park in the driveway, and drive on the parkway.