Quote of the Day

[mpcrsc562]

didn't take time to read thru every post, so i hope this is not already posted...

[FONT=&quot]"Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]--Robert Benchley,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[FONT=&quot]American humorist[/FONT][/FONT]

(from my daily comptia smartbrief)

 

[JMH]

Learn to be silent.

Let your
quiet mind
listen
and absorb.

Pythagorus.

 

[JMH]

Man, man,
one cannot live
quite without pity.

Dostoevsky.

 

[V3xar]

"The government who robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."


George Bernard Shaw

 

[Win7User512]

"That paper money has some advantages is admitted. But that its abuses also are inevitable and, by breaking up the measure of value, makes a lottery of all private property, cannot be denied." - Thomas Jefferson

"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have." - Thomas Jefferson

What fitting statements to today's problems.

 

[sergiogarcia9]

"The Day we stop caring, is the day we loose our humanity"

 

[johnwillyums]

The past sure is tense

 

[chuckr]

The past sure is tense

Sure is...

 

[Jacee]

If you're following me, we're both lost .... seen on a sweat shirt

 

[johnwillyums]

"Battle not with monsters,
lest ye become a monster.
And if you gaze into the abyss,
the abyss gazes also into you"

Friederich Nietsche:shock:

 

[JMH]

"Battle not with monsters,
lest ye become a monster.
And if you gaze into the abyss,
the abyss gazes also into you"

Friederich Nietsche:shock:

I know the quote well - but Dog Botherer above Seven Guru has me 'bothered'.
Care to share the reason why you put it there?
The curious Labrador [x 2] owner.

 

[johnwillyums]

Hi JMH. It's an old joke. There was a thread about what people do when they are bored with their pc.
I mentioned, in jest, that I like to fill a bath with Labrador puppies, take off all my clothes and get in with them.
Amazingly people thought I was a serious weirdo!
Actually I am the proud owner of Jack- Hound of Mystery. You can see a pic of me and him in the pic thread in chillout zone and I don't (ever) get in the bath with him

 

[Kari]

Today is not so good day. In fact, it's a lot worse than yesterday was. Have to think positively: at least today is going to be a lot better than tomorrow will be...

The Pessimist

 

[Barman58]

Kari,

The glass half empty is also half full

 

[Kari]

Luckily I was only referring to the weather... My glass is always half full

 

[Dave76]

I can't find my glass :shock:

Has Anybody seen my glass

 

[Kari]

I can't find my glass :shock:

Has Anybody seen my glass

It was empty, so I washed it.

 

[Dave76]

:roflmao:

What a relief, I need my glass (d)

 

[TheSchaft]

"The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It is twice as big as necessary." Anonymous engineer

 

[jfar]

There's life Jim, but not as we know it, Scottie.