Quote of the Day

[patio]

There comes a time in every man's life and I've had many of them.
- Casey Stengel

....

 

[johnwillyums]

"You will not be able to stay home, brother.
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out.
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip,
Skip out for beer during commercials,
Because the revolution will not be televised"

Gil Scott-Heron-The Mission

Could this be the first rap record?

 

[D3ftOn3Z]

"Press any key to continue, where's the any key?" - Homer

 

[DreemWarrior]

"Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit. "
Elbert Hubbard

 

[sergiogarcia9]

Homer: Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!

Homer: You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.

Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Homer: Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk.

 

[valtonray]

of course im going to drive, im to drunk to walk

 

[Coolness]

"Press any key to continue, where's the any key?" - Homer

Here's anykey!

 

[D3ftOn3Z]

"Press any key to continue, where's the any key?" - Homer

Here's anykey!

:roflmao:

 

[patio]

Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.
- Jim Morrison

....

 

[Kari]

Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.
- Jim Morrison

....

Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been wives.

Kari

 

[johnwillyums]

"sometimes it's better to travel hopefully than to arrive"

 

[jfar]

Do thou restrain the haughty spirt in thy breast, for better far I gentle courtesy.

Homer

 

[pebbly]

Quick, get me the number for 911

Homer Simpson

 

[sergiogarcia9]

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
Homer

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
Homer

[Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You-are-gay.'
Homer

 

[D3ftOn3Z]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"I'm Bart Simpson, who the Hell are you?" [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Eat my shorts." [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no [/FONT] [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
way you can prove anything!"

[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Kiss you? But Dad, I'm your kid!" [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub."[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Don't have a cow, man." [/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Cool, I broke his brain!"

~Bart Simpson~
[/FONT]

 

[sergiogarcia9]

"Tell me what do you see
when you looking at me (Woooahhhh)
On a mission to be
what im destined to be (Woooahhhh)
I've done been through the pain and the sorrow the struggle is nothing but love (Nothing but love)
I'm a soldier a rider a ghetto survivor and all the above,
all the above"

Maino Feat T-Pain - All of the Above

 

[aframe]

Life,s a bitch and she just had pups!

 

[valtonray]

I look alive, I'm dead inside. My heart has holes and black blood flows.

 

[JMH]

At bottom, every man knows perfectly well that he is a unique being, only once on this earth; and by no extraordinary chance will such a marvelously picturesque piece of diversity in unity as he is, ever be put together a second time.


- Nietzsche.

 

[patio]

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
- Brendan Behan

...