Quote of the Day

[kucing13]

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.—Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

 

[xarden]

Building a pc is like that toy you had when you were a kid. You know, that ball with the holes and the blocks in different shapes? The right shape goes in the right hole. And if if doesnt fit, it doesnt go there.

 

[Dave76]

640K ought to be enough for anybody.
Bill Gates

 

[kucing13]

640K ought to be enough for anybody.
Bill Gates

LOl, not anymore

 

[johnwillyums]

I know the name on the tip of your tongue
And I know that accusing look
Everybody knows I've been so wrong
That's the problem and here's the hook

Tears before bedtime
There'll be trouble tonight
I don't wanna talk about it anymore
I don't wanna have another fight
I don't wanna talk, I don't wanna fight
How wrong can I be before I am right

Elvis Costello-Tears Before Bedtime

 

[kucing13]

You must be the change you wish to see in the world.—Gandhi

 

[xarden]

"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."
- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home."
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of DEC

I have five computers in my home.
None of them look like this:

 

[The Howling Wolves]

Here's a few to ponder over...........................
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.:roflmao:

 

[The Howling Wolves]

And if thought those were bad...........here's some more:
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14 OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death…. twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

All were done by Larry the Cable Guy.
I'm out of here:devil2:

 

[derekimo]

Good stuff Dennis!:roflmao:

 

[kucing13]

Here's one

How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace

1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender.

3) Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-cha."

4) Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."

5) Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as much since you did this.

6) Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.

7) Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document.

8) Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask them if they want fries with that.

9) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair-dancing.

10) Put your trash can on your desk. Label it "IN."

11) Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.

12) Send e-mail messages saying there's free pizza or donuts or cake in the lunch room. When people drift back to work complaining that they found none, lean back, pat your stomach and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that."

13) Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.​

 

[zigzag3143]

In this crazy world where man does the most cruel things to his fellow man, a few beacons of light emerge and give direction to those with little hope and less support.

These beacons simply say I will treat my fellow man justly and fairly. Those are the life savers, they are the savior of souls.

Wanikiya

 

[kucing13]

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.—Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

In this crazy world where man does the most cruel things to his fellow man, a few beacons of light emerge and give direction to those with little hope and less support.

These beacons simply say I will treat my fellow man justly and fairly. Those are the life savers, they are the savior of souls.

Wanikiya

where's your kitty Ken?

 

[Kari]

Never answer an anonymous letter.

- Yogi Berra

 

[JMH]

The value of compassion cannot be over-emphasized. Anyone can criticize. It takes a true believer to be compassionate. No greater burden can be borne by an individual than to know no one cares or understands.

Arthur H. Stainback.

 

[kucing13]

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean.—Lin-Chi

 

[A Guy]

And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
~ Buckaroo Bonzai

A Guy

 

[noobvious]

The Internal Revenue Service is the real undefeated heavyweight champion.
George Foreman

 

[kucing13]

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.—Basho

 

[patio]

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
- Mitch Hedberg

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