Quote of the Day

[kucing13]

A lot of truth in that! Babies definitely do not come with manuals!!

Carl,
If it came with manuals man would still not read it.
Real men don't read no stinkin manuals, ask for directions or listen to their wives.
If it doesn't fix with DUCT TAPE it can't be fixed.

since it was spoken by both members who already married. I think i need to throw my manual book away

 

[Barman58]

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[CarlTR6]

A lot of truth in that! Babies definitely do not come with manuals!!

Carl,
If it came with manuals man would still not read it.
Real men don't read no stinkin manuals, ask for directions or listen to their wives.
If it doesn't fix with DUCT TAPE it can't be fixed.

since it was spoken by both members who already married. I think i need to throw my manual book away

Not only married; but have raised four kids.

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Now that keeps the little monster out of trouble!!

 

[kucing13]

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:roflmao:little monsters

 

[A Guy]

An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
~M.K. Gandhi

A Guy

 

[kucing13]

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding.
Louis Gerstner

 

[Dave76]

In a sense, each of us is an island. In another sense, however, we are all one. For though islands appear separate, and may even be situated at great distances from one another, they are only extrusions of the same planet, Earth.

J. Donald Walters


From the equality of rights springs identity of our highest interests; you cannot subvert your neighbor's rights without striking a dangerous blow at your own.

Carl Schurz

 

[zigzag3143]

Your task is not to seek for love,
but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself
that you have built against it.

~Rumi~​

 

[johnwillyums]

"Sometimes I feel very sad
Sometimes I feel very sad
(Can't find nothin' I can put my heart and soul into)
Sometimes I feel very sad
(Can't find nothin' I can put my heart and soul into)

I guess I just wasn't made for these times"

Brian Wilson

 

[JMH]

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma,
a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

Umberto Eco.

 

[Kari]

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.

- Winston Churchill

 

[The Howling Wolves]

Life is a Gift.....................Make sure you unwrap it!

 

[kucing13]

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
Stephen Hawking

 

[noobvious]

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest. -Isaac Asimov

 

[A Guy]

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand
~Steven Wright

A Guy

 

[johnwillyums]

It has been pointed out already that no knowledge of probabilities, less in degree than certainty, helps us to know what conclusions are true, and that there is no direct relation between truth of a proposition and its probability. Probability begins and ends with probability.

-John Maynard Keynes The Application of Probability to Conduct

He who has heard the same thing told by 12,000 eye-witnesses has only 12,000 probabilities, which are equal to one strong probability, which is far from certain.

-Voltaire In J.R. Newman (ed.) The World of Mathematics, New York: Simon and Schuster, 1956.

 

[The Howling Wolves]

It has been pointed out already that no knowledge of probabilities, less in degree than certainty, helps us to know what conclusions are true, and that there is no direct relation between truth of a proposition and its probability. Probability begins and ends with probability.

-John Maynard Keynes The Application of Probability to Conduct

He who has heard the same thing told by 12,000 eye-witnesses has only 12,000 probabilities, which are equal to one strong probability, which is far from certain.

-Voltaire In J.R. Newman (ed.) The World of Mathematics, New York: Simon and Schuster, 1956.

This is probably true!(d)

 

[kucing13]

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
Steve Wozniak

 

[johnwillyums]

Damn. Can barely lift mine and it won't fit through the window anyway. Now I know why Apple fans love em so much

 

[Barman58]

Damn. Can barely lift mine and it won't fit through the window anyway. Now I know why Apple fans love em so much

And all those soft curves make them fly so beautifully :devil: