Quote of the Day

[Borg 386]

I saw this sign in the window of a local music store, too bad I didn't have my cam with me:

"Love Thy Neighbor - Tune Thy Piano"

 

[starwolf1336]

"
Me: Man, i think i ate my momentum for lunch, i cant seem to pick up the pace.
Fellow Worker: Well, just go to the bathroom and sh*t it out.

"

yea, weird day HA

 

[xarden]

Theres no use worrying about things you have control over. Because you can change it.
Theres no use worrying about things you have no control over. Because you cannot change it.

 

[noobvious]

Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life! -Steven Wright

 

[The Howling Wolves]

Definition of "street line"

The distance between to points!----by a lonely Texan

 

[fishnbanjo]

“Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but
particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish.”
– Mark Twain

 

[xarden]

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and you've just put yourself out of business.

 

[The Howling Wolves]

Inspirational quote of the day

 

[A Guy]

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one
~Albert Einstein

A Guy

 

[Dave76]

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Rich Cook



A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Emo Philips

 

[Borg 386]

"The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had." - Eric Schmidt

 

[fishnbanjo]

The Piscthagorean formula shows that 90% of all fish caught are caught by 10% of the fishermen.

 

[A Guy]

Discontent is the first necessity of progress
~Thomas A. Edison

A Guy

 

[Dave76]

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds.

John Perry Barlow

 

[Borg 386]

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. ~Jim Davis

 

[ryo]

life without a friend is death without a witness.

 

[A Guy]

A man can't ride your back unless it's bent
~Martin Luther King, Jr.

A Guy

 

[Airbot]

"Just avoid holding your phone that way." -Steve Jobs

 

[zigzag3143]

The First Poem Written for Computers

<>!*''#
^"`$$-
!*=@$_
%*<>~4
&[]../
|{,,SYSTEM HALTED
​

For you somewhat cybernetically challenged, it goes something like this (using the proper cyber-names):

Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH​

 

[JMH]

The First Poem Written for Computers

<>!*''#
^"`$$-
!*=@$_
%*<>~4
&[]../
|{,,SYSTEM HALTED
​

For you somewhat cybernetically challenged, it goes something like this (using the proper cyber-names):

Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH​

This is rather novel...... wonder where it came from!