Signs........

[fishnbanjo]

I have seen many signs in my life, some were thought provoking, others simply provoking...
A sampling:
At the airport in Norfolk VA: Sailors, and dogs, keep off the grass.


At a tool and die company: Be nice to the new guy, he's our future.
also at the same company: Helen Waite is in charge of our complaint dept. If you are here with a complaint, go to Helen Waite.


On a crane: Safety is no accident.


On a store window in Charleston S.C.: This shop is guarded by a German Shepard due to break in's. Unfortunately we don't have the funds to rent this service every night but if you feel lucky.


Inside Flo's Hotdogs in Cape Neddick ME:
Don't sit on the stove.
Yes, you can have a beer with your dog, you just can't have it here.
All of our customers bring a smile to our face, some by coming, others by leaving.

 

[severedsolo]

I saw a good one on a Condom machine in Cromer (which is in the REAL Norfolk, here in the UK) someone had written on it saying "Please Insert Baby for Refund"

 

[Joan Archer]

It's a good few years since I've been to Cromer, went camping there when I was in my teens.

 

[severedsolo]

It's a good few years since I've been to Cromer, went camping there when I was in my teens.

I can guarantee it hasn't changed

 

[johnwillyums]

I like the notice on bags on salted peanuts- "May Contain Nuts"

 

[Lordbob75]

Hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."

~Lordbob

 

[pebbly]

on a van i once saw in Birmingham[UK] " Singh and Patel (plumbers)" You've had the cowboys , now try the Indians"

 

[severedsolo]

on a van i once saw in Birmingham[UK] " Singh and Patel (plumbers)" You've had the cowboys , now try the Indians"

very good!

Hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."

~Lordbob

:roflmao: so THATS where I've been going wrong

 

[Lordbob75]

Hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."

~Lordbob

:roflmao: so THATS where I've been going wrong

I believe it also says "Do not use in bath"

Which makes my life harder! Don't they know that it will take too long in the morning to dry my luxurious locks if I can't dry them WHILE I am bathing!??!?!??!

~Lordbob

 

[severedsolo]

I like the little packets of Silicate Gel they put in shoes "Do not Eat"

Now it wouldn't have occured to me to eat it.... but now they are putting idea's in my head :roflmao:

 

[Phone Man]

On a fence post in Texas:

"If you can read this you are in range"

Jim

 

[Grimmjow]

 

[fishnbanjo]

 

[noobvious]

A hacked road sign.....

 

[A Guy]

A Guy

 

[fishnbanjo]

On the South Branch River

 

[Max Peck]

Entrance ONLY - DO NOT ENTER!

-Max

 

[rvbfan]

Real sign.
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[rossy87]

A road in Croydon (UK)

Made me laugh!

 

[rvbfan]

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