LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
My Computer
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- Samsung NP530U4B-S02IN
- OS
- Windows® 8 Pro (64-bit)
- CPU
- Intel® Core™ i5 Processor 2467M (1.60GHz, 3MB L3 Cache)
- Motherboard
- Samsung Electronics
- Memory
- 6GB DDR3 System Memory at 1,333MHz (on BD 4GB + 2GB x 1)
- Graphics Card(s)
- AMD Radeon™ HD7550M 1GB DDR3 (Ext. Graphic)
- Sound Card
- Realtek High Definition Audio
- Monitor(s) Displays
- 35.56cm (14.0) SuperBright 300nit HD LED Display
- Screen Resolution
- 1366x768
- Hard Drives
- 1TB S-ATA II Hard Drive (5400RPM) with ExpressCache 16GB SSD
- Internet Speed
- sucks
- Antivirus
- Microsoft Security Essentials
- Browser
- Google Chrome (Sync enabled)
Soooo true 